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# # ---.-------- \|...@.......#### \|. d.......\| # \|..........\| ## ------------ ## ## # @ "Huh? What happened? Why is the game asking me if I want my possessions identified?"	# # ---.-------- \|...@.......#### \|. d.......\| # \|..........\| ## ------------ ## ## # @ "Um, Wesley, I don't know how to tell you this, but... you're dead."	# # ---.-------- \|...@.......#### \|. d.......\| # \|..........\| ## ------------ ## ## # @ "You wereIn 1573, the Parliament of Dole published a decree, permitting the inhabitants of the Franche-Comte to pursue and kill a were-wolf or loup-garou, which infested that province, "notwithstanding the existing laws concerning the chase." The people were empowered to "assemble with javelins, halberds, pikes, arquebuses and clubs, to hunt and pursue the said were-wolf in all places where they could find it, and to take, burn, and kill it, without incurring any fine or other penalty." The hunt seems to have been successful, if we may judge from the fact that the same tribunal in the following year condemned to be burned a man named Giles Garnier, who ran on all fours in the forest and fields and devoured little children, "even on Friday." The poor lycanthrope, it appears, had as slight respect for ecclesiastical feasts as the French pig, which was not restrained by any feeling of piety from eating infants on a fast day. [ The History of Vampires, by Dudley Wright ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. shot by a poisoned dart trap. Now it's game over. You're finished."	# # ---.-------- \|...@.......#### \|. d.......\| # \|..........\| ## ------------ ## ## # @ "Oh... Well, everyone makes mistakes, right? I can just reload the save file, can't I?"
# # ---.-------- \|...@.......#### \|. d.......\| # \|..........\| ## ------------ ## ## #	# # ---.-------- \|...@.......#### \|. d.......\| # \|..........\| ## ------------ ## ## # d "Please, please let me be the one to break it to him!"	# # ---.-------- \|...@.......#### \|. d.......\| # \|..........\| ## ------------ ## ## # @ "Break what?" @ "Ah, fine. But only because you're using those puppy-dogA domestic animal, the _tame dog_ (_Canis familiaris_), of which numerous breeds exist. The male is called a dog, while the female is called a bitch. Because of its known loyalty to man and gentleness with children, it is the world's most popular domestic animal. It can easily be trained to perform various tasks. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. eyes!"	--\|---- # # ---@-------- \|...........#### \|. d.......\| # \|..........\| ## ------------ ## ## @ "I'll be in the next room. Bracing myself."
\|.....\| \|.....\| --\|---- @ # ---.-------- \|...........#### \|. d.......\| # \|..........\| ## d "So, Noobley, here's the thing about NetHack..."	------- \|.....\| \|.@...\| --+---- # # ---.-------- \|...........####	------- \|.....\| \|.@...\| --+---- # # ---.-------- \|...........#### @ "NOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOO!!"	------- \|.....\| \|.@...\| --+---- # # ---.-------- \|...........#### @ "And thus the age of innocence is over."
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	September 28, 2006 01:19
First comment: 1 April, 2004	431 comments written
Dwarves aren't H. :(
	September 28, 2006 01:20
First comment: 1 April, 2004	431 comments written
That was weird, it posted the comment on the wrong comic!
Fathead	September 28, 2006 02:22
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
Technically correct, dwarves are h. Poor Wes. Em, perhaps now his beginner's luck will be over? Right?
Eemeli	September 28, 2006 08:27
First comment: 2 March, 2005	143 comments written
Loved the fifth panel! :-D
Arch Leech	September 28, 2006 16:23
First comment: 28 September, 2006	8 comments written
Beginner's luck is when you die early. For there's nothing worse than discovering an instadeath on turn 98760.
Alcari	September 28, 2006 21:40
First comment: 11 September, 2006	93 comments written
Brilliant, serves him right. of course, you can always cheat with the safe file and copy it....but that would be lame....no one would do that...
SomeoneElse	September 28, 2006 21:57
First comment: 11 September, 2006	143 comments written
This one's great. I like this one. Colon parenthesis.
Mr. DOS	September 28, 2006 23:23
First comment: 10 January, 2006	40 comments written
"of course, you can always cheat with the safe file and copy it....but that would be lame....no one would do that..." cough cough cough No... of course... no one does that... <_< cough
	November 15, 2006 05:40
First comment: 1 April, 2004	431 comments written
> This one's great. I like this one. Colon parenthesis. As for the parenthesis, whether it be opening or closing, and why there's no hyphen, is left as a exercise to the reader.
Grognor	April 19, 2007 08:35
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
You're stupid and ugly. The proper way is: =)
Quint Sakugarne	January 2, 2008 17:17
First comment: 1 January, 2008	233 comments written
No, that just leaves you with cartoonish eyes, Grognor.

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