Dudley's dungeon
Thursday, 28 September, 2006 |
by L |
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@ "Huh? What happened? Why is the game asking me if I want my possessions identified?"
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@ "Um, Wesley, I don't know how to tell you this, but... you're dead."
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@ "You shot by a poisoned dart trap. Now it's game over. You're finished."
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@ "Oh... Well, everyone makes mistakes, right? I can just reload the save file, can't I?"
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d "Please, please let me be the one to break it to him!"
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@ "Break what?" @ "Ah, fine. But only because you're using those puppy- eyes!"
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@ "I'll be in the next room. Bracing myself."
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d "So, Noobley, here's the thing about NetHack..."
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@ "And thus the age of innocence is over."
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September 28, 2006 01:19
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First comment: 1 April, 2004 |
431 comments written |
Dwarves aren't H. :( |
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September 28, 2006 01:20
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First comment: 1 April, 2004 |
431 comments written |
That was weird, it posted the comment on the wrong comic! |
Fathead |
September 28, 2006 02:22
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
Technically correct, dwarves are h.
Poor Wes. Em, perhaps now his beginner's luck will be over? Right? |
Eemeli |
September 28, 2006 08:27
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First comment: 2 March, 2005 |
143 comments written |
Loved the fifth panel! :-D |
Arch Leech |
September 28, 2006 16:23
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First comment: 28 September, 2006 |
8 comments written |
Beginner's luck is when you die early. For there's nothing worse than discovering an instadeath on turn 98760. |
Alcari |
September 28, 2006 21:40
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First comment: 11 September, 2006 |
93 comments written |
Brilliant, serves him right.
of course, you can always cheat with the safe file and copy it....but that would be lame....no one would do that... |
SomeoneElse |
September 28, 2006 21:57
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First comment: 11 September, 2006 |
143 comments written |
This one's great. I like this one. Colon parenthesis. |
Mr. DOS |
September 28, 2006 23:23
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First comment: 10 January, 2006 |
40 comments written |
"of course, you can always cheat with the safe file and copy it....but that would be lame....no one would do that..."
cough cough cough
No... of course... no one does that... <_< cough |
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November 15, 2006 05:40
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First comment: 1 April, 2004 |
431 comments written |
> This one's great. I like this one. Colon parenthesis.
As for the parenthesis, whether it be opening or closing, and why there's no hyphen, is left as a exercise to the reader. |
Grognor |
April 19, 2007 08:35
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
You're stupid and ugly.
The proper way is:
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Quint Sakugarne |
January 2, 2008 17:17
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First comment: 1 January, 2008 |
233 comments written |
No, that just leaves you with cartoonish eyes, Grognor. |
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