Dudley's dungeon



Thursday, 28 September, 2006 by L
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@ "Huh? What happened? Why is the game asking me if I want my possessions identified?"
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@ "Um, Wesley, I don't know how to tell you this, but... you're dead."
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@ "You were shot by a poisoned dart trap. Now it's game over. You're finished."
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@ "Oh... Well, everyone makes mistakes, right? I can just reload the save file, can't I?"
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d "Please, please let me be the one to break it to him!"
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@ "Break what?"
@ "Ah, fine. But only because you're using those puppy-dog eyes!"
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@ "I'll be in the next room. Bracing myself."
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d "So, Noobley, here's the thing about NetHack..."
                    
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@ "NOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOO!!"
                    
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@ "And thus the age of innocence is over."


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