Dudley's dungeon
Wednesday, 27 September, 2006 |
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@ "Welcome, Wesley. Now, first you must learn that NetHack is not like other ga—"
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@ "Yeah, I'm raring to go, too! Let's hack some letters and score some level ups!"
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@ "Hey, wait!" @ "Hah, a zero. Prepare to be slashed!"
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@ "That's not..." The is killed! @ "Hey, a 'golden '. What's the drink command?"
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@ "Oh, yeah, q." Wesley quaffs a golden ! @ "Woohoo! Now I'm level 2!"
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@ "What's this? 'A long sword named Frost Brand.' Better than a short sword, I reckon!"
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@ "Hey, listen!" @ "Eat frost, letter H!" The is killed!
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@ "Ooh, a 'silver scale mail.' How much DEF does that give me?"
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@ "Woo! When I wear it, it says it's +4! Well, four more defense ain't shabby." @ "Umm..."
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@ "A 'glass '. Wonder what happens when I do... THIS!" Zap!
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@ "Umm, it's asking me for what do I wish. What do I do?" @ "W-w-well..."
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@ "Oh! I know. ! ...1 ?! Stupid !" A wishing shatters!
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@ "Well, here's the stairs. One floor done, 19 to go! This'll be over in no time!"
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@ "...Do you ever get the feeling that everything you've ever known may be wrong?"
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d "Actually, I have the exact opposite feeling, every minute of every day."
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Comments
Nobody Special |
September 27, 2006 00:10
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First comment: 8 June, 2005 |
118 comments written |
Scary! Dogley is as full of himself as ever, I see. |
Layne |
September 27, 2006 02:29
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First comment: 27 September, 2006 |
5 comments written |
I always hate beginner's luck.....I've been playing NetHack since 1987 (I went to a geek high-school). So I never get beginner's luck any more. |
Janos |
September 27, 2006 06:23
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First comment: 18 August, 2005 |
40 comments written |
heh, yeah, when I begna playing nethack I drank from a and met a (?) who gave me a wish. |
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September 27, 2006 07:24
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First comment: 1 April, 2004 |
431 comments written |
That's what I do too, at the very first level. Drank from all the fountains hoping there would be a grateful for freeing. But the strip is cool, I lolled to that wishing. :P |
GreyKnight |
September 27, 2006 17:42
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First comment: 24 March, 2006 |
48 comments written |
I sensed a disturbance in the Force... as if a thousand newbies quaffed from fountains and suddenly slaughtered. |
Fathead |
September 27, 2006 18:34
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
Me, I sense a disturbance in the farce.
Well, I used to have beginner's luck. But not anymore. Sometimes I try to fool the computer into thinking I'm a beginner again, but it doesn't work |
Alcari |
September 27, 2006 18:58
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First comment: 11 September, 2006 |
93 comments written |
there is no such thing as beginners luck, I got butchere by the first monster I met...Four times in a row... |
SomeoneElse |
September 27, 2006 19:51
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First comment: 11 September, 2006 |
143 comments written |
Hah... This one's great! |
Grognor |
April 19, 2007 08:21
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
The first game of NetHack I ever played, I repeatedly stepped on and off a falling . No beginner's luck for me. |
Grognor |
April 19, 2007 08:32
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
Wha? Why is "." underlined with a NH encyclopaedia entry? |
1338h4x |
May 10, 2007 22:42
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First comment: 19 September, 2006 |
102 comments written |
I'd say it's less beginner's luck, and more "The RNG enjoys tormenting Dudley". |
Quint Sakugarne |
January 2, 2008 17:16
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First comment: 1 January, 2008 |
233 comments written |
Grognor, it's probably linking to .
Also, Dogley needs to stop being so full of himself. |
Toby Bartels |
January 31, 2009 10:54
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First comment: 11 August, 2007 |
83 comments written |
Beginner's luck ... I ascended the first time I ever played, doesn't that happen to everybody? |
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