Dudley's dungeon -- Tuesday, 18 December, 2007

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Wellan	December 18, 2007 03:11
First comment: 27 November, 2007	247 comments written
Uh... That was sort of overdone. But funny nevertheless.
Gadora	December 18, 2007 04:58
First comment: 21 September, 2006	88 comments written
Meh.
Kerta	December 18, 2007 05:45
First comment: 12 December, 2007	72 comments written
Everything I see turns to weird.
Roger Barnett	December 18, 2007 13:29
First comment: 7 April, 2006	143 comments written
Oh, the huge manatee!
Mordae	December 18, 2007 14:38
First comment: 11 May, 2007	116 comments written
This is what happens when you polymorph a gas sporeThe attack by those who want to die -- this is the attack against which you cannot prepare a perfect defense. --Human aphorism [ The Dosadi Experiment, by Frank Herbert ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. into a flaming sphereThe attack by those who want to die -- this is the attack against which you cannot prepare a perfect defense. --Human aphorism [ The Dosadi Experiment, by Frank Herbert ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details..
Mantar	December 18, 2007 16:20
First comment: 17 June, 2004	197 comments written
That is an absurd, yet awesome trap. :'D
Slowpoke	December 18, 2007 16:32
First comment: 27 February, 2007	239 comments written
Too soon. Too soon.
Grognor, killed by a newt	December 19, 2007 20:04
First comment: 28 November, 2007	19 comments written
I got killed by a pet gas sporeThe attack by those who want to die -- this is the attack against which you cannot prepare a perfect defense. --Human aphorism [ The Dosadi Experiment, by Frank Herbert ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details., after I had just got a blessed figurineThen it appeared in Paris at just about the time that Paris was full of Carlists who had to get out of Spain. One of them must have brought it with him, but, whoever he was, it's likely he knew nothing about its real value. It had been -- no doubt as a precaution during the Carlist trouble in Spain -- painted or enameled over to look like nothing more than a fairly interesting black statuette. And in that disguise, sir, it was, you might say, kicked around Paris for seventy years by private owners and dealers too stupid to see what it was under the skin. [ The Maltese Falcon, by Dashiell Hammett ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. of an ArchonArchons are the predominant inhabitants of the heavens. However unusual their appearance, they are not generally evil. They are beings at peace with themselves and their surroundings. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details..
Not Grognor	December 19, 2007 22:01
First comment: 19 December, 2007	2 comments written
- Yep. I got killed by one too many gas spores then I noticed that punishment could be - creative. how so?
Slowpoke	December 19, 2007 23:58
First comment: 27 February, 2007	239 comments written
As a gas sporeThe attack by those who want to die -- this is the attack against which you cannot prepare a perfect defense. --Human aphorism [ The Dosadi Experiment, by Frank Herbert ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details., I am getting a big kick out of these repl- BLAM!
Kerta	December 20, 2007 10:00
First comment: 12 December, 2007	72 comments written
Imagine getting one of these from a scrollAnd I was gazing on the surges prone, With many a scalding tear and many a groan, When at my feet emerg'd an old man's hand, Grasping this scroll, and this same slender wand. I knelt with pain--reached out my hand--had grasp'd Those treasures--touch'd the knuckles--they unclasp'd-- I caught a finger: but the downward weight O'erpowered me--it sank. Then 'gan abate The storm, and through chill aguish gloom outburst The comfortable sun. I was athirst To search the book, and in the warming air Parted its dripping leaves with eager care. Strange matters did it treat of, and drew on My soul page after page, till well-nigh won Into forgetfulness; when, stupefied, I read these words, and read again, and tried My eyes against the heavens, and read again. [ Endymion, by John Keats ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. of punishment. You'd have to stay away from open flame or it blows.
Grognor	December 21, 2007 23:27
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
Turned to fair, for "my" instead of "by"!
Kerta	December 24, 2007 06:35
First comment: 12 December, 2007	72 comments written
CurseCurses are longstanding ill-wishings which, in Fantasyland, often manifest as semisentient. They have to be broken or dispelled. The method varies according to the type and origin of the Curse: [...] 4. Curses on Rings and Swords. You have problems. Rings have to be returned whence they came, preferably at over a thousand degrees Fahrenheit, and the Curse means you won't want to do this. Swords usually resist all attempts to raise their Curses. Your best source is to hide the Sword or give it to someone you dislike. [ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. you spelling error!
Eulex	December 26, 2007 15:44
First comment: 26 December, 2007	1 comments written
j - a speeling eror dj - yuo cant. its cursde.
Rongorg	January 2, 2008 22:55
First comment: 2 January, 2008	4 comments written
I'm too lazy to check at the moment- if you poly into a gas sporeThe attack by those who want to die -- this is the attack against which you cannot prepare a perfect defense. --Human aphorism [ The Dosadi Experiment, by Frank Herbert ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details., and then explode, do you still return to natural form? Or just die? The comic... was just plain wierd
Rongorg	January 2, 2008 23:01
First comment: 2 January, 2008	4 comments written
Whoops I forgot- (a)pplying the wand of'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority. 'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.' He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice. 'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry Saruman fell back and crawled away. [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. fire would break it and it would explode, not just shooting at the balloon. Is that what you intended? Also, if you had (z)apped at it, it would have bounced back, hit the balloon again, and (most likely) killed the playerThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.... A /oF is more powerful than a sporeThe attack by those who want to die -- this is the attack against which you cannot prepare a perfect defense. --Human aphorism [ The Dosadi Experiment, by Frank Herbert ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.'s explosion and if you keep getting killed by those, then it is logical that the character you're portraying would not be high enough level to survive a fire blast, resistance, full and exceptional health or reflection notwithstanding. Rodney's appearance is fine though because this is a comic and as Dudley's archenemy he must be able to reach any dungeon floor he needs to. whew

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