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Dudley's dungeon -- Thursday, 20 December, 2007

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Thursday, 20 December, 2007 by Thomas Soles (Kerta)
Hello Dudley,       
welcome to NetHack! 
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@ "I think I'll try for vegetarian conduct this time."
g - Soylent Green.  
                    
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@ "Soylent Green? Sounds healthy."
You eat the Soylent 
Green. --More--     
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"You cannibal! You  
will regret this!"  
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@ "Wait, what?"
From the murky      
depths a hand       
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You hear a voice    
shout "Soylent      
Green is people!"   
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@ "..."
Well. Part of the fun of NetHack is the references...


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Rating

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Average rating: Fair
Number of ratings: 13

Comments

Wellan December 20, 2007 02:30
First comment: 27 November, 2007 247 comments written
Ugh...bad pun...
Well, I guess it's fair. I didn't really find it too funny.
hpp3 December 20, 2007 02:34
First comment: 21 November, 2007 38 comments written
The food ration tastes oddly familiar and disturbing.
Dav December 20, 2007 04:05
First comment: 26 June, 2004 147 comments written
These soldierThe soldiers of Yendor are well-trained in the art of war,
many trained by the Wizard himself. Some say the soldiers
are explorers who were unfortunate enough to be captured,
and put under the Wizard's spell. Those who have survived
encounters with soldiers say they travel together in platoons,
and are fierce fighters. Because of the load of their combat
gear, however, one can usually run away from them, and doing
so is considered a wise thing.

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corpses are people!!
  December 20, 2007 08:24
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
Y'know, my fruit of choice is really Soylent Green. Has been for a number of years now.

"My, that was a yummy Soylent Green!". Bad pun, but it's still kinda funny.
Wonderer December 20, 2007 15:28
First comment: 22 March, 2007 106 comments written
What does Soylent Green juice taste like?
Mantar December 20, 2007 20:05
First comment: 17 June, 2004 197 comments written
It varies, from person to person.
Slowpoke December 21, 2007 15:31
First comment: 27 February, 2007 239 comments written
Damn dirty apes. Wait, what?
Grognor December 21, 2007 23:48
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Rated Good because I have just seen this movie in my environmental science corpse. course.
@ January 7, 2008 23:27
First comment: 26 July, 2004 155 comments written
I don't get it... Soylent Green?
Ren April 8, 2008 11:44
First comment: 2 April, 2008 35 comments written
Soylent green is MADE OF people.

Sheesh, no one's watched Millennium or the original movie?

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