Dudley's dungeon
Thursday, 20 December, 2007 |
by Thomas Soles (Kerta) |
Hello Dudley,
welcome to NetHack!
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@ "I think I'll try for vegetarian conduct this time."
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g - Soylent Green.
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@ "Soylent Green? Sounds healthy."
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You eat the Soylent
Green. --More--
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"You cannibal! You
will regret this!"
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@ "Wait, what?"
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From the murky
depths a hand
reaches up.--More--
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You hear a voice
shout "Soylent
Green is people!"
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@ "..."
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Rating
Average rating: Fair Number of ratings: 13
Comments
Wellan |
December 20, 2007 02:30
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First comment: 27 November, 2007 |
247 comments written |
Ugh...bad pun...
Well, I guess it's fair. I didn't really find it too funny. |
hpp3 |
December 20, 2007 02:34
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First comment: 21 November, 2007 |
38 comments written |
The food ration tastes oddly familiar and disturbing. |
Dav |
December 20, 2007 04:05
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First comment: 26 June, 2004 |
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These corpses are people!! |
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December 20, 2007 08:24
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First comment: 1 April, 2004 |
431 comments written |
Y'know, my fruit of choice is really Soylent Green. Has been for a number of years now.
"My, that was a yummy Soylent Green!". Bad pun, but it's still kinda funny. |
Wonderer |
December 20, 2007 15:28
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First comment: 22 March, 2007 |
106 comments written |
What does Soylent Green juice taste like? |
Mantar |
December 20, 2007 20:05
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First comment: 17 June, 2004 |
197 comments written |
It varies, from person to person. |
Slowpoke |
December 21, 2007 15:31
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First comment: 27 February, 2007 |
239 comments written |
Damn dirty apes. Wait, what? |
Grognor |
December 21, 2007 23:48
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
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Rated Good because I have just seen this movie in my environmental science corpse. course. |
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January 7, 2008 23:27
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First comment: 26 July, 2004 |
155 comments written |
I don't get it... Soylent Green? |
Ren |
April 8, 2008 11:44
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First comment: 2 April, 2008 |
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Soylent green is MADE OF people.
Sheesh, no one's watched Millennium or the original movie? |
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