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Thursday, 20 December, 2007

by Thomas Soles (Kerta)

Hello Dudley,       
welcome to NetHack! 
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@ "I think I'll try for vegetarian conduct this time."

g - Soylent Green.  
                    
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@ "Soylent Green? Sounds healthy."

You eat the Soylent 
Green. --More--     
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"You cannibal! You  
will regret this!"  
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@ "Wait, what?"

From the murky      
depths a hand       
reaches up.--More-- 
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You hear a voice    
shout "Soylent      
Green is people!"   
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@ "..."

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Average rating: Fair
Number of ratings: 13

Comments

Wellan	December 20, 2007 02:30
First comment: 27 November, 2007	247 comments written
Ugh...bad pun... Well, I guess it's fair. I didn't really find it too funny.
hpp3	December 20, 2007 02:34
First comment: 21 November, 2007	38 comments written
The food ration tastes oddly familiar and disturbing.
Dav	December 20, 2007 04:05
First comment: 26 June, 2004	147 comments written
These soldierThe soldiers of Yendor are well-trained in the art of war, many trained by the Wizard himself. Some say the soldiers are explorers who were unfortunate enough to be captured, and put under the Wizard's spell. Those who have survived encounters with soldiers say they travel together in platoons, and are fierce fighters. Because of the load of their combat gear, however, one can usually run away from them, and doing so is considered a wise thing. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. corpses are people!!
	December 20, 2007 08:24
First comment: 1 April, 2004	431 comments written
Y'know, my fruit of choice is really Soylent Green. Has been for a number of years now. "My, that was a yummy Soylent Green!". Bad pun, but it's still kinda funny.
Wonderer	December 20, 2007 15:28
First comment: 22 March, 2007	106 comments written
What does Soylent Green juice taste like?
Mantar	December 20, 2007 20:05
First comment: 17 June, 2004	197 comments written
It varies, from person to person.
Slowpoke	December 21, 2007 15:31
First comment: 27 February, 2007	239 comments written
Damn dirty apes. Wait, what?
Grognor	December 21, 2007 23:48
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
Rated Good because I have just seen this movie in my environmental science corpse. course.
@	January 7, 2008 23:27
First comment: 26 July, 2004	155 comments written
I don't get it... Soylent Green?
Ren	April 8, 2008 11:44
First comment: 2 April, 2008	35 comments written
Soylent green is MADE OF people. Sheesh, no one's watched Millennium or the original movie?