Dudley's dungeon



Tuesday, 18 December, 2007 by Thomas Soles (Kerta)
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@ "What is that thing?"
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h - string of a balloon.
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@ Drop h.
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You can't. It is cursed.
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@ "Well I can fix this."
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@ Apply x - wand of fire.
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The balloon explodes into a giant fireball.
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The Wizard of Yendor appears. The fireball becomes an inferno.
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The Wizard of Yendor wields an expensive camera.
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You die... The Wizard of Yendor cryptically shouts "Oh, the humanity and all the passengers..."
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The Wizard of Yendor takes many amazing pictures of your horrible death.
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    /    REST   \   
   /      IN     \  
  /     PEACE     \ 
 |      Dudley     |
 |   Killed my a   |
 | miniature model |
 |of the Hindenberg|
_/\\_//(\/(/\)/\//\|
Yep. I got killed by one too many gas spores then I noticed that punishment could be creative.


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