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Friday, 20 April, 2007 by Geko
                    
                    
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& "Gangway! Hello, Dudley! I have some mail for you."
                    
                    
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@ "Probably some mash note from my legions of fa— SELECTIVE SERVICE?!"
                    
                    
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@ "Okay, calm down. What are the odds that I'll be called to duty down here?"
You hear a bugle'I read you by your bugle horn
And by your palfrey good,
I read you for a Ranger sworn
To keep the King's green-wood.'
'A Ranger, Lady, winds his horn,
And 'tis at peep of light;
His blast is heard at merry morn,
And mine at dead of night.'
        [ Brignall Banks, by Sir Walter Scott ]

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Kernigh April 20, 2007 00:09
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
"Selective Service" http://www.sss.gov/ is the agency that would implement a military draft in the United States should that be necessary.
freshme@ April 20, 2007 00:53
First comment: 4 January, 2005 67 comments written
Good delivery of the punchline.
zem April 20, 2007 06:11
First comment: 5 December, 2005 64 comments written
brilliant :)
Paula April 20, 2007 12:34
First comment: 20 April, 2007 1 comments written
Brillant indeed.
SQLGuru April 20, 2007 14:57
First comment: 23 October, 2006 77 comments written
Double meanings are great.
Roger Barnett April 20, 2007 15:12
First comment: 7 April, 2006 143 comments written
That is an atrocious pun.

I love it!
Luos April 20, 2007 16:26
First comment: 13 November, 2005 29 comments written
I don't get it
. April 20, 2007 17:02
First comment: 7 December, 2005 48 comments written
Luos:

To be drafted is to be asked (/made) to join the army.
Fathead April 20, 2007 18:48
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Cute!
Mr. DOS April 20, 2007 19:23
First comment: 10 January, 2006 40 comments written
Absolutely fantastic.

--- Mr. DOS
Grognor April 20, 2007 22:24
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Genius, all of it.
Grognor April 22, 2007 10:32
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
I agree.

Wait...
PeterGFin April 22, 2007 13:54
First comment: 15 March, 2007 3 comments written
Best in a long time.
Jagar April 24, 2007 09:52
First comment: 24 April, 2007 2 comments written
Absolutely hilarious
deathkin June 16, 2007 21:14
First comment: 16 June, 2007 1 comments written
Quite good. Nice use of game messages too!
Deshmeister Prime May 15, 2008 01:18
First comment: 15 May, 2008 20 comments written
Not bad

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