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Monday, 23 April, 2007

by Geko

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@ "All the male dwarves in town seem frustrated."

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@ "I believe I will start a themed and vaguely misogynistic dating service to help them out."

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@ "Greetings! I'm Dudley, and welcome to The Broad Pick."

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Kernigh	April 23, 2007 03:01
First comment: 6 April, 2005	349 comments written
One better use a scrollAnd I was gazing on the surges prone, With many a scalding tear and many a groan, When at my feet emerg'd an old man's hand, Grasping this scroll, and this same slender wand. I knelt with pain--reached out my hand--had grasp'd Those treasures--touch'd the knuckles--they unclasp'd-- I caught a finger: but the downward weight O'erpowered me--it sank. Then 'gan abate The storm, and through chill aguish gloom outburst The comfortable sun. I was athirst To search the book, and in the warming air Parted its dripping leaves with eager care. Strange matters did it treat of, and drew on My soul page after page, till well-nigh won Into forgetfulness; when, stupefied, I read these words, and read again, and tried My eyes against the heavens, and read again. [ Endymion, by John Keats ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. of identify on the contents of that store.
Aerthel	April 23, 2007 07:08
First comment: 17 February, 2006	13 comments written
Best in a while..
Tombot	April 23, 2007 21:51
First comment: 23 April, 2007	3 comments written
I wonder how long it will be before we start seeing dwarfDwarfs have faces like men (ugly men, with wrinkled, leathery skins), but are generally either flat-footed, duck-footed, or have feet pointing backwards. They are of the earth, earthy, living in the darkest of caverns and venturing forth only with the cloaks by which they can make themselves invisible, and others disguised as toads. Miners often come across them, and sometimes establish reasonably close relations with them. ... The miners of Cornwall were always delighted to hear a bucca busily mining away, for all dwarfs have an infallible nose for precious metals. Among other things, dwarfs are rightly valued for their skill as blacksmiths and jewellers: they made Odin his famous spear Gungnir, and Thor his hammer; for Freya they designed a magnificent necklace, and for Frey a golden boar. And in their spare time they are excellent bakers. Ironically, despite their odd feet, they are particularly fond of dancing. They can also see into the future, and consequently are excellent meteorologists. They can be free with presents to people they like, and a dwarvish gift is likely to turn to gold in the hand. But on the whole they are a snappish lot. [ The Immortals, by Derek and Julia Parker ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. fortress comics?
Grognor	April 24, 2007 01:50
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
Nice pun. I know that's an oxymoron...
Fathead	April 24, 2007 02:46
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
Um, I'm not sure I get it.
	May 30, 2007 10:23
First comment: 1 April, 2004	431 comments written
It took me a while too, but... Ever heard of the Fat Broad?