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Monday, 6 March, 2006 by Nameless
You hear a thud.    
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i "Oh-no! It's Dudley! He's coming! We'll be killed!" 
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i "There's nowhere to hide! We can't escape! We're going to die!" 
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i "Pull yourselves together! If we work together we can get through this!" 
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i "How?! We're just manesThe gnats of the dungeon, these swarming monsters are rarely
seen alone.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.! Any wizardEbenezum walked before me along the closest thing we could
find to a path in these overgrown woods. Every few paces he
would pause, so that I, burdened with a pack stuffed with
arcane and heavy paraphernalia, could catch up with his
wizardly strides. He, as usual, carried nothing, preferring,
as he often said, to keep his hands free for quick conjuring
and his mind free for the thoughts of a mage.
        [ A Dealing with Demons, by Craig Shaw Gardner ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. could easily force bolt us to death[Pestilence:] And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals,
and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four
beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a white
horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given
unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.

[War:] And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the
second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another
horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon
to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one
another: and there was given unto him a great sword.

[Famine:] And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the
third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black
horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his
hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say,
A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley
for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.

[Death:] And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the
voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and
behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death,
and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over
the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with
hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
[ Revelations of John, 6:1-8 ]

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NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. from a distance!" 
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i "I've got an idea. Quick, everyone get together and do exactly as I say..." 
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@ "Gah! Run away, run away!"
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Comments

Grey Knight March 6, 2006 00:13
First comment: 20 October, 2005 116 comments written
Now that's funny!
Sedge March 6, 2006 06:26
First comment: 18 January, 2005 11 comments written
One of the most awesome strips I've seen to date.
Robert Barber, Jack of Many Trades March 6, 2006 14:59
First comment: 6 March, 2006 1 comments written
I wish to know what the <censored> you are talking about.
  March 6, 2006 17:25
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
Reminds me of http://www.nicolaas.net/dudley/index.php?f=20050816
Ristipisto-Risto March 8, 2006 09:43
First comment: 25 January, 2006 52 comments written
Wheee! Trouble can always be avoided with a bit of agility and the Use of the Brain. Mighty fine strip it is!
Fathead July 20, 2006 00:09
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Ah. So eye plus eye plus eye equals capital-eye plus hyphen capital-eye, which equals H. Gotcha.
Grognor April 18, 2007 09:01
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
No.

One turned sideways and the other two stood up on...
nvm.
  December 14, 2007 15:02
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
Y'know, they could have used their dots to form a newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
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NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. as well... :p
Sylverone March 28, 2008 22:45
First comment: 26 March, 2008 15 comments written
If you want newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. jokes, there are already plenty. As many of them as there are, any new ones better be VERY funny.
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