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 |     Dudley     | 
 |    killed by   | 
 |  a dysgraphic  | 
 |  black dragonIn the West the dragon was the natural enemy of man.  Although
preferring to live in bleak and desolate regions, whenever it
was seen among men it left in its wake a trail of destruction
and disease. Yet any attempt to slay this beast was a perilous
undertaking. For the dragon's assailant had to contend
not only with clouds of sulphurous fumes pouring from its fire
breathing nostrils, but also with the thrashings of its tail,
the most deadly part of its serpent-like body.
[ Mythical Beasts by Deirdre Headon (The Leprechaun Library) ]

"One whom the dragons will speak with," he said, "that is a
dragonlord, or at least that is the center of the matter. It's
not a trick of mastering the dragons, as most people think.
Dragons have no masters. The question is always the same, with
a dragon: will he talk to you or will he eat you? If you can
count upon his doing the former, and not doing the latter, why
then you're a dragonlord."
        [ The Tombs of Atuan, by Ursula K. Le Guin ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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shel December 6, 2005 11:43
First comment: 19 August, 2005 107 comments written
Bubley's bungeon!
jemarch December 6, 2005 12:22
First comment: 10 October, 2005 14 comments written
huh
Winmaz December 6, 2005 19:40
First comment: 6 December, 2005 1 comments written
Could someone explain this please?
Kejardon December 6, 2005 20:03
First comment: 4 October, 2005 3 comments written
Dragons are supposed to be D's, this dragonIn the West the dragon was the natural enemy of man. Although
preferring to live in bleak and desolate regions, whenever it
was seen among men it left in its wake a trail of destruction
and disease. Yet any attempt to slay this beast was a perilous
undertaking. For the dragon's assailant had to contend
not only with clouds of sulphurous fumes pouring from its fire
breathing nostrils, but also with the thrashings of its tail,
the most deadly part of its serpent-like body.
[ Mythical Beasts by Deirdre Headon (The Leprechaun Library) ]

"One whom the dragons will speak with," he said, "that is a
dragonlord, or at least that is the center of the matter. It's
not a trick of mastering the dragons, as most people think.
Dragons have no masters. The question is always the same, with
a dragon: will he talk to you or will he eat you? If you can
count upon his doing the former, and not doing the latter, why
then you're a dragonlord."
        [ The Tombs of Atuan, by Ursula K. Le Guin ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
seems to think it's a B (BatA bat, flitting in the darkness outside, took the wrong turn
as it made its nightly rounds and came in through the window
which had been left healthfully open. It then proceeded to
circle the room in the aimless fat-headed fashion habitual
with bats, who are notoriously among the less intellectually
gifted of God's creatures. Show me a bat, says the old
proverb, and I will show you something that ought to be in
some kind of a home.
        [ A Pelican at Blandings, by P. G. Wodehouse ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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).
Mantar December 6, 2005 23:13
First comment: 17 June, 2004 197 comments written
A dragonIn the West the dragon was the natural enemy of man. Although
preferring to live in bleak and desolate regions, whenever it
was seen among men it left in its wake a trail of destruction
and disease. Yet any attempt to slay this beast was a perilous
undertaking. For the dragon's assailant had to contend
not only with clouds of sulphurous fumes pouring from its fire
breathing nostrils, but also with the thrashings of its tail,
the most deadly part of its serpent-like body.
[ Mythical Beasts by Deirdre Headon (The Leprechaun Library) ]

"One whom the dragons will speak with," he said, "that is a
dragonlord, or at least that is the center of the matter. It's
not a trick of mastering the dragons, as most people think.
Dragons have no masters. The question is always the same, with
a dragon: will he talk to you or will he eat you? If you can
count upon his doing the former, and not doing the latter, why
then you're a dragonlord."
        [ The Tombs of Atuan, by Ursula K. Le Guin ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
with a speech impediment? I thought dragons couldn't talk in NH.
Thom December 7, 2005 07:57
First comment: 7 December, 2005 1 comments written
Lol, good job ;)
Gendal December 7, 2005 11:39
First comment: 7 December, 2005 1 comments written
Cute. Nice work ;-)
temarka January 21, 2006 00:05
First comment: 3 May, 2005 3 comments written
Mantar: That's why it says dysgraphic and not dyslectic (sp?)

I loved this one, keep it up!
Fathead July 18, 2006 21:45
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
"dyslexic"
Donut Lord December 11, 2006 00:37
First comment: 1 December, 2006 26 comments written
The ironic thing about dyslexic is that people always spell it wrong.
Fathead April 17, 2007 04:47
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Fellow dyslexics, untie!

Wait...

Anyway, clever. No laugh was received, but clever nonetheless.
Grognor June 9, 2007 05:19
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Fathead, are you hacking my computer or something? That was MY comment!
Wellan December 3, 2007 04:28
First comment: 27 November, 2007 247 comments written
Wellan enters really-stupid joke shock.

Rated Excellent.

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