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Friday, 10 August, 2007 by Dol
                    
                    
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@ "What an adventure. It's great to get back home again after all that mess." 
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@ "Wait a minute, what turn is it? By now I must be...a father!" 
You open the doorThrough me you pass into the city of woe:
Through me you pass into eternal pain:
Through me among the people lost for aye.
Justice the founder of my fabric mov'd:
To rear me was the task of power divine,
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love.
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure.
All hope abandon ye who enter here.
        [ The Inferno, from The Divine Comedy of Dante
                Alighieri, translated by H.F. Cary ]

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@ "Honey, I'm home! Where is my baby?"
@ "Ahem..." 
You open the doorThrough me you pass into the city of woe:
Through me you pass into eternal pain:
Through me among the people lost for aye.
Justice the founder of my fabric mov'd:
To rear me was the task of power divine,
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love.
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure.
All hope abandon ye who enter here.
        [ The Inferno, from The Divine Comedy of Dante
                Alighieri, translated by H.F. Cary ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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@ "Right. What's the deal with the HORNS and the TAIL?!" 
The mail daemonIt is rumoured that these strange creatures can be harmed by
domesticated canines only.

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That last tooltip may be correct but I wouldn't be absolutely sure.

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Callie August 10, 2007 01:08
First comment: 16 July, 2007 31 comments written
I don't get it. So Dudley consorted with a succubusThe incubus and succubus are male and female versions of the
same demon, one who lies with a human for its own purposes,
usually to the detriment of the mortals who are unwise in
their dealings with them.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. and she gave birth to a mail daemonIt is rumoured that these strange creatures can be harmed by
domesticated canines only.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.?
Mordae August 10, 2007 01:23
First comment: 11 May, 2007 116 comments written
Dudley's wife consorted with the mailman (mail daemonIt is rumoured that these strange creatures can be harmed by
domesticated canines only.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. in this world) and gave birth to a mini-mail daemonIt is rumoured that these strange creatures can be harmed by
domesticated canines only.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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Antheridium August 10, 2007 02:20
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
Cute.

Why did a dogA domestic animal, the _tame dog_ (_Canis familiaris_), of
which numerous breeds exist. The male is called a dog,
while the female is called a bitch. Because of its known
loyalty to man and gentleness with children, it is the
world's most popular domestic animal. It can easily be
trained to perform various tasks.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. appear along with the mail daemonIt is rumoured that these strange creatures can be harmed by
domesticated canines only.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details., though?
Salisian August 10, 2007 05:41
First comment: 2 April, 2007 8 comments written
The dogA domestic animal, the _tame dog_ (_Canis familiaris_), of
which numerous breeds exist. The male is called a dog,
while the female is called a bitch. Because of its known
loyalty to man and gentleness with children, it is the
world's most popular domestic animal. It can easily be
trained to perform various tasks.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. was there in panel four. He obviously went to go bark at the mailman as he came through the front gate.
L August 10, 2007 08:48
First comment: 10 February, 2005 285 comments written
I don't care what the rest of you think, but despite all odds, this is excellent.
zem August 10, 2007 10:17
First comment: 5 December, 2005 64 comments written
very neatly done indeed
snafu August 10, 2007 10:25
First comment: 3 November, 2006 15 comments written
Nicely done!
Mikoangelo August 10, 2007 12:33
First comment: 19 October, 2005 82 comments written
FUCKING BRILLIANT!
Hyperion August 10, 2007 17:32
First comment: 10 August, 2007 1 comments written
Oh the shame...
Poor Dudley. :D
Dol August 10, 2007 18:14
First comment: 27 March, 2007 24 comments written
Shamelessly continuing the top 10 comic by Geko... http://www.nicolaas.net/dudley/index.php?f=20070517

Side note: This strip was written already before the wizardEbenezum walked before me along the closest thing we could
find to a path in these overgrown woods. Every few paces he
would pause, so that I, burdened with a pack stuffed with
arcane and heavy paraphernalia, could catch up with his
wizardly strides. He, as usual, carried nothing, preferring,
as he often said, to keep his hands free for quick conjuring
and his mind free for the thoughts of a mage.
        [ A Dealing with Demons, by Craig Shaw Gardner ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. storyline so it's not (or wasn't meant to be) strictly connected. Eventually it ended up here when I submitted it with the wizardEbenezum walked before me along the closest thing we could
find to a path in these overgrown woods. Every few paces he
would pause, so that I, burdened with a pack stuffed with
arcane and heavy paraphernalia, could catch up with his
wizardly strides. He, as usual, carried nothing, preferring,
as he often said, to keep his hands free for quick conjuring
and his mind free for the thoughts of a mage.
        [ A Dealing with Demons, by Craig Shaw Gardner ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. strips. Now I'm completely out of comics. Someone Else will entertain you next week. Oh, and please try to keep the feedback civil and somewhat encouraging. After all, people spend hours of their lives to give you a few seconds of cheap laughs...
Grognor August 10, 2007 23:16
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
I don't get it. I KNOW I commented on this one.

DAMNITALL SUCKS NOW I HAVE TO COMMENT ON IT AGAINAREYOUFREAKINGKIDDINGME ADAFKJAKJHRJLAKEJHKCHQUISMKN
SomeoneElse August 12, 2007 02:37
First comment: 11 September, 2006 143 comments written
I like how Dudley says "what turn is it?".
Fathead August 12, 2007 05:00
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
That's disturbing for some reason.
Dani June 20, 2008 15:30
First comment: 7 June, 2008 39 comments written
Kinky.
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