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@ "I think I need a new song."
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@ August 13, 2007 00:58
First comment: 26 July, 2004 155 comments written
If it was anyone besides Dudley he would have found some uber powerful artifact after the song, just for irony... however the RNG has other plans
Grognor August 18, 2007 19:18
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
So okay then, comments wereIn 1573, the Parliament of Dole published a decree, permitting
the inhabitants of the Franche-Comte to pursue and kill a
were-wolf or loup-garou, which infested that province,
"notwithstanding the existing laws concerning the chase."
The people were empowered to "assemble with javelins,
halberds, pikes, arquebuses and clubs, to hunt and pursue the
said were-wolf in all places where they could find it, and to
take, burn, and kill it, without incurring any fine or other
penalty." The hunt seems to have been successful, if we may
judge from the fact that the same tribunal in the following
year condemned to be burned a man named Giles Garnier, who
ran on all fours in the forest and fields and devoured little
children, "even on Friday." The poor lycanthrope, it appears,
had as slight respect for ecclesiastical feasts as the French
pig, which was not restrained by any feeling of piety from
eating infants on a fast day.
        [ The History of Vampires, by Dudley Wright ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
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NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. broken for a while.
Nameless August 19, 2007 02:44
First comment: 29 December, 2004 281 comments written
Nethack version of remembering your favourite things would be something like:

When you're screwed
Going to die
Don't forget
To check your 'i'!
Killheart August 20, 2007 03:20
First comment: 19 August, 2007 11 comments written
Brilliant! The NetHack version, not the comic.
Kerta December 15, 2007 20:31
First comment: 12 December, 2007 72 comments written
Always look on the bright side of life.
  September 21, 2008 16:39
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
No brown paper packages but
& "Gangway!"
p- a dented pot
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