Dudley's dungeon -- Wednesday, 23 November, 2005

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Teplotaxl	November 23, 2005 00:19
First comment: 8 September, 2005	5 comments written
Oops. Didn't see that one coming! Nice comic, GK!
Daverd	November 23, 2005 03:56
First comment: 18 August, 2004	26 comments written
I don't get it.
Jack Simth	November 23, 2005 07:05
First comment: 3 January, 2005	59 comments written
How is he getting out?
Eskimo	November 23, 2005 09:06
First comment: 14 April, 2004	166 comments written
I guess the punchline will come tomorrow. As far as getting out is concerned, nethack always cares for you, not necessarily in a way that you like but still ;-)
Eemeli	November 23, 2005 11:01
First comment: 2 March, 2005	143 comments written
I liked the comic, but there really should have been some funny punchline.
Psycho Smiley	November 23, 2005 11:58
First comment: 23 November, 2005	2 comments written
Are we fogetting something, Dudley?
pnuu	November 23, 2005 12:02
First comment: 23 November, 2005	4 comments written
Hey, vault teleporters are located in closets, not in rooms. Well, guess that was a generic trap..
Grey Knight	November 23, 2005 12:16
First comment: 20 October, 2005	116 comments written
Yay, my comic! That cheered me up after the impossible day I had yesterday (don't ask). I thought I'd try one with a more subtle joke, which is why it doesn't beat you around the head with the punchline. I probably should have changed the amount in frame 7, but aside from that it turned out reasonably well. (Based on a true story)
L	November 23, 2005 13:30
First comment: 10 February, 2005	285 comments written
Ahh, subtlety like that is lost on us fools here. All us NetHackers have been raised on jokes no more subtle than a good solid lucern hammer to the face. This is the kind of humour I could learn to appreciate. Named MjollnirForged by the dwarves Eitri and Brokk, in response to Loki's challenge, Mjollnir is an indestructible war hammer. It has two magical properties: when thrown it always returned to Thor's hand; and it could be made to shrink in size until it could fit inside Thor's shirt. Its only flaw is that it has a short handle. The other gods judged Mjollnir the winner of the contest because, of all the treasures created, it alone had the power to protect them from the giants. As the legends surrounding Mjollnir grew, it began to take on the quality of "vigja", or consecration. Thor used it to consecrate births, weddings, and even to raise his goats from the dead. In the Norse mythologies Mjollnir is considered to represent Thor's governance over the entire cycle of life - fertility, birth, destruction, and resurrection. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details., no doubt.
L	November 23, 2005 14:15
First comment: 10 February, 2005	285 comments written
...wait a minute. Darn you, Typesetting /Gremlins!
Dion	November 24, 2005 12:16
First comment: 2 February, 2004	100 comments written
Preview...
Fathead	July 18, 2006 21:31
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
Dion's right.... I think Dudley's forgotten something.......
khearn	January 19, 2007 01:21
First comment: 16 January, 2007	15 comments written
But Dudley's situation is really not all that bad. Just wait for the guardThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details., give him all of your goldA metal of characteristic yellow colour, the most precious metal used as a common commercial medium of exchange. Symbol, Au; at. no. 79; at. wt. 197.2. It is the most malleable and ductile of all metals, and very heavy (sp. gr., 19.3). It is quite unalterable by heat, moisture, and most corrosive agents, and therefore well suited for its use in coin and jewelry. [ Webster's New International Dictionary of the English Language, Second Edition ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details., follow him out, collect the pick-axeThe mine is full of holes; With the wound of pickaxes. But look at the goldsmith's store. There, there is gold everywhere. [ Divan-i Kebir Meter 2, by Mevlana Celaleddin Rumi ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details., dig back in and collect the goldA metal of characteristic yellow colour, the most precious metal used as a common commercial medium of exchange. Symbol, Au; at. no. 79; at. wt. 197.2. It is the most malleable and ductile of all metals, and very heavy (sp. gr., 19.3). It is quite unalterable by heat, moisture, and most corrosive agents, and therefore well suited for its use in coin and jewelry. [ Webster's New International Dictionary of the English Language, Second Edition ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details..
Grognor	April 16, 2007 10:23
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
Did you know that guards can see money tucked away in a bag of"Now, this third handkerchief," Mein Herr proceeded, "has also four edges, which you can trace continuously round and round: all you need do is to join its four edges to the four edges of the opening. The Purse is then complete, and its outer surface--" "I see!" Lady Muriel eagerly interrupted. "Its outer surface will be continuous with its inner surface! But it will take time. I'll sew it up after tea." She laid aside the bag, and resumed her cup of tea. "But why do you call it Fortunatus's Purse, Mein Herr?" The dear old man beamed upon her, with a jolly smile, looking more exactly like the Professor than ever. "Don't you see, my child--I should say Miladi? Whatever is inside that Purse, is outside it; and whatever is outside it, is inside it. So you have all the wealth of the world in that leetle Purse!" [ Sylvie and Bruno Concluded, by Lewis Carroll ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. holding? RIP Grognor Killed by a vault guardThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details..

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