Dudley's dungeon
Friday, 15 December, 2006 |
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@ "A general store! And thank goodness it has..." @ "Greetings, Sir!"
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@ "The Acme Corporation has entrusted me to show you..."
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@ "...the handiest and the dandiest thing you've ever seen!"
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@ "And don't you want to know how it works?"
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@ "Well first you get an ordinary ..."
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@ "Then you get out the tool that's not a slicer or a dicer..."
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@ "It's not a chopper in a hopper. What in the hell could it possibly be!?"
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@ "Moj-O-Matic!"
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*SPLORT!*
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@ "It instantly turns apples into applesauce!"
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*SPLASH!*
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@ "It turns oranges into juice!"
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*SPLAT!*
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@ "It quickly scrambles eggs!"
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*SPAM!*
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@ "It even opens tins!"
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*SPLOOSH!*
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@ "And did I mention how easy it is to clean?!"
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@ "This mar- velous device can be yours today for only one easy payment of 29,995!"
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@ "What do you say, is it a sale?!"
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You faint from lack
of food!
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Average rating: Good Number of ratings: 21
Comments
Fathead |
December 15, 2006 00:32
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
Poor guy! |
Mikoangelo |
December 15, 2006 00:38
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First comment: 19 October, 2005 |
82 comments written |
A bit anti-climatic, yet quite alright. I giggled at every onomatopoetic word. *turns down the gay-ness*
I gave it a good. |
Alcari |
December 15, 2006 01:18
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First comment: 11 September, 2006 |
93 comments written |
*SPAM* hehe
rated good, would have been excellent, but it's not. |
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December 15, 2006 01:18
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First comment: 1 April, 2004 |
431 comments written |
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onomatopoeia |
flatluigi |
December 15, 2006 02:59
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First comment: 23 November, 2006 |
28 comments written |
BUT WAIT, there's more! |
Eemeli |
December 15, 2006 12:40
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First comment: 2 March, 2005 |
143 comments written |
And thank goodness it has food... Guessed it in the beginning and didn't find the strip funny. However the reminds me of Stan from Island... |
Tux |
December 15, 2006 14:28
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First comment: 6 November, 2006 |
9 comments written |
Marketing droids, ewwwwwwwww... |
Roger Barnett |
December 15, 2006 15:13
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First comment: 7 April, 2006 |
143 comments written |
I know enough real shopkeepers like that :S |
Cheesy |
December 16, 2006 19:27
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First comment: 9 December, 2006 |
10 comments written |
@Eemeli: http://stansellseverything.ytmnd.com/ |
Hyoga |
December 22, 2006 23:12
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First comment: 22 December, 2006 |
11 comments written |
I want one of these! |
khearn |
January 30, 2007 02:55
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First comment: 16 January, 2007 |
15 comments written |
In case you don't recognize the routine, http://gallaghersmash.com/
One of the funniest comedians I've ever seen. |
Grognor |
April 21, 2007 08:17
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
Yeah. |
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