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Dudley's dungeon -- Friday, 15 December, 2006

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Friday, 15 December, 2006 by azgor
                    
                    
                    
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@ "A general store! And thank goodness it has..."
@ "Greetings, Sir!"
                    
                    
                    
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@ "The Acme Corporation has entrusted me to show you..."
                    
                    
                    
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@ "...the handiest and the dandiest thing you've ever seen!"
                    
                    
                    
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@ "And don't you want to know how it works?"
                    
                    
                    
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@ "It's not a chopper in a hopper. What in the hell could it possibly be!?"
                    
                    
                    
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@ "Moj-O-Matic!"
*SPLORT!*           
                    
                    
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@ "It instantly turns apples into applesauce!"
*SPLASH!*           
                    
                    
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*SPLAT!*            
                    
                    
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@ "It quickly scrambles eggs!"
*SPAM!*             
                    
                    
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@ "It even opens tins!"
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@ "And did I mention how easy it is to clean?!"
                    
                    
                    
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@ "This mar-
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@ "What do you say, is it a sale?!"
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Apologies to L. Gallagher!


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Number of ratings: 21

Comments

Fathead December 15, 2006 00:32
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Poor guy!
Mikoangelo December 15, 2006 00:38
First comment: 19 October, 2005 82 comments written
A bit anti-climatic, yet quite alright. I giggled at every onomatopoetic word. *turns down the gay-ness*

I gave it a good.
Alcari December 15, 2006 01:18
First comment: 11 September, 2006 93 comments written
*SPAM* hehe
rated good, would have been excellent, but it's not.
  December 15, 2006 01:18
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onomatopoeia
flatluigi December 15, 2006 02:59
First comment: 23 November, 2006 28 comments written
BUT WAIT, there's more!
Eemeli December 15, 2006 12:40
First comment: 2 March, 2005 143 comments written
And thank goodness it has food... Guessed it in the beginning and didn't find the strip funny. However the shopkeeperThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

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reminds me of Stan from Monkey"Listen, man-cub," said the Bear, and his voice rumbled like
thunder on a hot night. "I have taught thee all the Law of
the Jungle for all the peoples of the jungle--except the
Monkey-Folk who live in the trees. They have no law. They
are outcasts. They have no speech of their own, but use the
stolen words which they overhear when they listen, and peep,
and wait up above in the branches. Their way is not our way.
They are without leaders. They have no remembrance. They
boast and chatter and pretend that they are a great people
about to do great affairs in the jungle, but the falling of
a nut turns their minds to laughter and all is forgotten.
We of the jungle have no dealings with them. We do not drink
where the monkeys drink; we do not go where the monkeys go;
we do not hunt where they hunt; we do not die where they die...."
        [ The Jungle Book, by Rudyard Kipling ]

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Island...
Tux December 15, 2006 14:28
First comment: 6 November, 2006 9 comments written
Marketing droids, ewwwwwwwww...
Roger Barnett December 15, 2006 15:13
First comment: 7 April, 2006 143 comments written
I know enough real shopkeepers like that :S
Cheesy December 16, 2006 19:27
First comment: 9 December, 2006 10 comments written
@Eemeli: http://stansellseverything.ytmnd.com/
Hyoga December 22, 2006 23:12
First comment: 22 December, 2006 11 comments written
I want one of these!
khearn January 30, 2007 02:55
First comment: 16 January, 2007 15 comments written
In case you don't recognize the routine, http://gallaghersmash.com/

One of the funniest comedians I've ever seen.
Grognor April 21, 2007 08:17
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Yeah.

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