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Dudley's dungeon -- Tuesday, 16 August, 2005

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Tuesday, 16 August, 2005 by L
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What do you want to write in the dust here? x
The bugs on the floor slow down!
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floor...           x
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x "Aargh! Darn that Dudley! Now I'll never complete my chores at this rate!"
                    
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x "Hey, Archimedes! I've got a crazy idea for revenge!"
x "Yes, Ptolemy?"
                    
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x "How about me, you, Ariadne and Pythagoras form a second dot north of this dot here?"
                    
                    
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x "Hmmmm.... Ah!"
x "Ingenious!"
x "Your ideas are always so devilish, Ptolemy!"
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Number of ratings: 18

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Jonas August 16, 2005 08:48
First comment: 15 July, 2005 24 comments written
Heh, I had to read it a few times to understand.
L August 16, 2005 10:02
First comment: 10 February, 2005 285 comments written
Because nobody cares about what the bugs on the floor have to go through on a daily basis.
Plague August 16, 2005 22:37
First comment: 31 January, 2005 102 comments written
L, you are now "Defender of the Faith"
Kernigh September 14, 2005 03:07
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
The Newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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Fathead June 20, 2006 22:17
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
good grief
1338h4x September 24, 2006 03:25
First comment: 19 September, 2006 102 comments written
L, you are godly.
Grognor April 15, 2007 10:24
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
I don't get it.

Also, bugs are a, not x. Only grid bugs are x, but those can be xans. a, however, are always bugs
Fathead April 18, 2007 08:59
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
a-HA! Reading it a second time (thanks to the "Random" button) has allowed me to get it!

I change my rating from nothing to excellent.
Grognor April 18, 2007 09:00
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Why... did... my browser do that? I NEVER TYPED THAT!

It's weird. I never typed in "Fathead", yet there it is.
@ October 7, 2007 01:22
First comment: 26 July, 2004 155 comments written
Hilarious!

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