Dudley's dungeon
Monday, 22 December, 2008 |
by randomcactus |
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@ "What's the worst that could happen?" q - Drink from the ? y
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You unleash a ! The hits! @ "Okay, I'm running."
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The hits! The hits! @ "Great, there are two of them."
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The hits! hits! @ "What the chances of that happening?"
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hurls a bubbly ! The crashes on your head and breaks into shards.
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Something seems to be holding you. The hits! The hits!
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hits! You die... @ "Maybe I should change my name..."
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/ REST \
/ IN \
/ PEACE \
| Lucky |
| Killed by |
| The RNG, |
| While helpless |
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Goodbye Lucky the ... You died on dungeon level 3, after 1024 moves. You level 2.
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Average rating: Fair Number of ratings: 12
Comments
G |
December 22, 2008 01:06
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First comment: 5 October, 2005 |
82 comments written |
should have been summoned by someone. |
Wellan |
December 22, 2008 02:08
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First comment: 27 November, 2007 |
247 comments written |
Not amazingly funny, but the "lucky" crack was amusing. F. |
yichizhng@gmail.com |
December 22, 2008 02:23
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First comment: 19 November, 2008 |
12 comments written |
My problems with this:
1) This is Dudley's Dungeon. Who's Lucky?
2) Gravestone is messed up
3) Where's the humor? scumming isn't funny, neither is getting killed by .
4) Speaking of , since when did he throw potions?
5) Panel 1->No, that's not a . A is {. |
Mantar |
December 22, 2008 05:30
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First comment: 17 June, 2004 |
197 comments written |
And the moral, as usual, is: don't mess with fountains until you're well-equipped to deal with the negative effects.
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Armv |
December 22, 2008 07:18
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First comment: 5 October, 2006 |
28 comments written |
You know what I haven't done in a while? Make a comic. This gives me an idea-er. |
TJR |
December 22, 2008 12:56
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First comment: 8 February, 2008 |
26 comments written |
Fountains aren't quite as unsafe as everybody tends to think as long as you are fast and can teleport (snakes, ), can get rid of cursed armor, carry junk () and - most important - have used to lock off the .
On the other hand, there is not that much to be gained. You can alchemize gain ability, the wish is exceedingly rare, and digging down on it will make dipping safe. |
TJR |
December 22, 2008 12:58
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First comment: 8 February, 2008 |
26 comments written |
Oh, and you can make unholy using a . Carry junk. |
Mantar |
December 22, 2008 18:10
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First comment: 17 June, 2004 |
197 comments written |
"fast, can teleport and can get rid of cursed armor" -- that's what I said. Don't mess with them until you can deal with the bad effects. |
Slowpoke |
December 22, 2008 20:36
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First comment: 27 February, 2007 |
239 comments written |
In fairness, Lucky survived until the eighth hit by various demons, as only a level 2 character. That's well against the odds, innit? |
gneek |
December 22, 2008 21:10
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First comment: 18 January, 2008 |
159 comments written |
Flawed and not funny. |
Antheridium |
December 23, 2008 04:08
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First comment: 17 May, 2007 |
442 comments written |
At least it's a comic. And a far-too-believable comic, at that. |
Newtkiller |
December 23, 2008 05:00
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First comment: 28 October, 2008 |
127 comments written |
Died inly after being hit by . Could have been funnier (What about demorgogon?) but still quite nice. G. |
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