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Thursday, 1 September, 2005 by L
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
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RaijinThe god of thunder.

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"...also called 'Deicide', 'Omnibane', 'Heat Death[Pestilence:] And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals,
and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four
beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a white
horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given
unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.

[War:] And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the
second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another
horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon
to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one
another: and there was given unto him a great sword.

[Famine:] And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the
third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black
horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his
hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say,
A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley
for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.

[Death:] And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the
voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and
behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death,
and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over
the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with
hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
[ Revelations of John, 6:1-8 ]

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' and 'the Weapon of Undoing.'"
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
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@ "I can shoot holes in the plane. Maybe I can write my name with them!"


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Daverd September 1, 2005 02:26
First comment: 18 August, 2004 26 comments written
Is anyone else getting PHP errors at the top?
Jack Simth September 1, 2005 03:13
First comment: 3 January, 2005 59 comments written
Yes.
Kernigh September 1, 2005 04:03
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
shel's theory (http://www.nicolaas.net/dudley/index.php?f=20050822) is that when we give the site a ) then the parse error goes away. I was unable to move my unicorn hornMen have always sought the elusive unicorn, for the single
twisted horn which projected from its forehead was thought to
be a powerful talisman. It was said that the unicorn had
simply to dip the tip of its horn in a muddy pool for the water
to become pure. Men also believed that to drink from this horn
was a protection against all sickness, and that if the horn was
ground to a powder it would act as an antidote to all poisons.
Less than 200 years ago in France, the horn of a unicorn was
used in a ceremony to test the royal food for poison.

Although only the size of a small horse, the unicorn is a very
fierce beast, capable of killing an elephant with a single
thrust from its horn. Its fleetness of foot also makes this
solitary creature difficult to capture. However, it can be
tamed and captured by a maiden. Made gentle by the sight of a
virgin, the unicorn can be lured to lay its head in her lap, and
in this docile mood, the maiden may secure it with a golden rope.
[ Mythical Beasts, by Deirdre Headon (The Leprechaun Library) ]

Martin took a small sip of beer. "Almost ready," he said.
"You hold your beer awfully well."
Tlingel laughed. "A unicorn's horn is a detoxicant. Its
possession is a universal remedy. I wait until I reach the
warm glow stage, then I use my horn to burn off any excess and
keep me right there."
        [ Unicorn Variations, by Roger Zelazny ]

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from nethack.alt.org to www.nicolaas.net before I died to try to cure the error, Maybe we can borrow Dudley's Bazooka and offer it to the parse error as the requested weapon. (Dudley's dungeon, Google ads, and now parse error are here! What comes here next?)

Recently I found a newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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in the real world. It was black, had four legs, and was smaller than the bottom of my shoe. I saw it hurry across my path. Luckily it was not interested in me. Sometimes I do have difficulty understanding how those things kill Dudley.
acheron September 1, 2005 04:11
First comment: 1 June, 2004 63 comments written
The newts grow to be pretty big in those dungeons.
Jonas September 1, 2005 07:34
First comment: 15 July, 2005 24 comments written
Poor Dudley... he'll perish tomorrow.
czi September 1, 2005 08:01
First comment: 24 January, 2005 4 comments written
Those comics are just not funny any more
L September 1, 2005 14:11
First comment: 10 February, 2005 285 comments written
A little plot arc never hurt noone. Now eat your lichenThe chamber was of unhewn rock, round, as near as might
be, eighteen or twenty feet across, and gay with rich
variety of fern and moss and lichen. The fern was in
its winter still, or coiling for the spring-tide; but
moss was in abundant life, some feathering, and some
gobleted, and some with fringe of red to it.
        [ Lorna Doone, by R.D. Blackmore ]

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!

Also, I just recieved an email from Dion -

Date: Wed, 31 Aug 2005 16:17:06 +0200
From: "Dion Nicolaas" <dion@nicolaas.net>
To: "L"
Subject: Holiday. Back 5/9.

...and the message was empty. Cryptic, very cryptic. : )
I have a sneaking feeling that both the PHP problem and Dion's whereabouts will all be resolved come this "5/9," doncha think?
shel September 1, 2005 18:59
First comment: 19 August, 2005 107 comments written
Kernigh: Because we really want to give a Holy Bazooka of Deadening to php: "Expected T_STRING at... *foom*", no more site at all!

Anyway this arc was good but has been going on a bit long now.
M'ladapiro September 1, 2005 20:49
First comment: 31 August, 2005 5 comments written
No; this cannot be. If the weapon is capable of bringing all to ruin, I must stop Dudley from causing an early Armageddon!
Beowulf September 1, 2005 22:10
First comment: 8 January, 2005 114 comments written
I think this arc's pretty good. Not as good as Dion's stuff but still good.
And I get the PHP error too.
Fathead June 20, 2006 22:59
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Ooh, gross.
Grognor April 16, 2007 07:47
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Go Dudley, Go Dudley, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Dud-
BOOM

Bazooka of Deadening has killed Grognor.

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