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Wednesday, 31 August, 2005 by L
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@ "Your chances of ascending... are almost absolutely certain! Amazing!"
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@ "Wait. You mean your name is Dudley?"
@ "Short for Super Dudley the Great!"
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@ "...Dudley...? I think I feel a little faint..."
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Amaterasu "Aargh! There has to be a way to stop that Dudley!"
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@ "It's like I can sense the fabric of the universe unravelling..."
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Amaterasu "I've thrown everything at him! EVERYTHING!!"
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
Amaterasu "Except for...!"
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@ "Newts? But everyone knows that newts are the weakest enemies!"


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Newt Joke Detector August 31, 2005 00:36
First comment: 31 August, 2005 1 comments written
[BEEP]
Mantar August 31, 2005 00:52
First comment: 17 June, 2004 197 comments written
Inverted newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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joke. Heh.
Nameless August 31, 2005 02:34
First comment: 29 December, 2004 281 comments written
Okay, who are you and what did you do with the real DUdley?
M'ladapiro August 31, 2005 03:50
First comment: 31 August, 2005 5 comments written
So, fate is in favor of the storms... This cannot be a good thing.
Kernigh September 14, 2005 03:14
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
The Newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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Kernigh September 14, 2005 03:15
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
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Fathead June 20, 2006 22:58
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Introducing... Lee. Not quite a Dud anymore!
Grognor April 16, 2007 07:44
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Incredible.

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