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Wednesday, 31 August, 2005

by L

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@ "Your chances of ascending... are almost absolutely certain! Amazing!"

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@ "Wait. You mean your name is Dudley?"
@ "Short for Super Dudley the Great!"

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@ "...Dudley...? I think I feel a little faint..."

Meanwhile,          
far, far above...

Amaterasu "Aargh! There has to be a way to stop that Dudley!"

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@ "It's like I can sense the fabric of the universe unravelling..."

Meanwhile,          
far, far above...

Amaterasu "I've thrown everything at him! EVERYTHING!!"

Amaterasu "Except for...!"

Moments later...    
                    
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@ "Newts? But everyone knows that newts are the weakest enemies!"

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Newt Joke Detector

August 31, 2005 00:36

First comment: 31 August, 2005

1 comments written

[BEEP]

Mantar

August 31, 2005 00:52

First comment: 17 June, 2004

197 comments written

Inverted joke. Heh.

Nameless

August 31, 2005 02:34

First comment: 29 December, 2004

281 comments written

Okay, who are you and what did you do with the real DUdley?

M'ladapiro

August 31, 2005 03:50

First comment: 31 August, 2005

5 comments written

So, fate is in favor of the storms... This cannot be a good thing.

Kernigh

September 14, 2005 03:14

First comment: 6 April, 2005

349 comments written

The Newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
[ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
[ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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