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Thursday, 20 January, 2005 by Dion Nicolaas
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@ "The previous joke was based on a spelling error."
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@ "... so why would I be afraid..."
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@ "... of a demonstration model?"


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Torch January 20, 2005 00:17
First comment: 20 January, 2005 1 comments written
Ay Dudley, don't waste your amulets of lifesaving so easily, you might actually need them before the demo features get
activated.
Violist January 20, 2005 00:56
First comment: 25 June, 2004 206 comments written
Hahahaha.. DemogorgonDemogorgon, the prince of demons, wallows in filth and can
spread a quickly fatal illness to his victims while rending
them. He is a mighty spellcaster, and he can drain the life
of mortals with a touch of his tail.

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! Hilarious! If that's the right interpretation, anyways...
Sedge January 20, 2005 01:35
First comment: 18 January, 2005 11 comments written
Great, now I feel bad for making the joke in yesterday's comic. Unless, of course, that's why today's comic exists, in which case I'm proud.
Kimmo Merikivi January 20, 2005 15:02
First comment: 20 January, 2005 1 comments written
I've met DemogorgonDemogorgon, the prince of demons, wallows in filth and can
spread a quickly fatal illness to his victims while rending
them. He is a mighty spellcaster, and he can drain the life
of mortals with a touch of his tail.

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once (My first ascension). He wereIn 1573, the Parliament of Dole published a decree, permitting
the inhabitants of the Franche-Comte to pursue and kill a
were-wolf or loup-garou, which infested that province,
"notwithstanding the existing laws concerning the chase."
The people were empowered to "assemble with javelins,
halberds, pikes, arquebuses and clubs, to hunt and pursue the
said were-wolf in all places where they could find it, and to
take, burn, and kill it, without incurring any fine or other
penalty." The hunt seems to have been successful, if we may
judge from the fact that the same tribunal in the following
year condemned to be burned a man named Giles Garnier, who
ran on all fours in the forest and fields and devoured little
children, "even on Friday." The poor lycanthrope, it appears,
had as slight respect for ecclesiastical feasts as the French
pig, which was not restrained by any feeling of piety from
eating infants on a fast day.
        [ The History of Vampires, by Dudley Wright ]

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quite hard to beat. I don't think Dudley survives. If you survive from DemogorgonDemogorgon, the prince of demons, wallows in filth and can
spread a quickly fatal illness to his victims while rending
them. He is a mighty spellcaster, and he can drain the life
of mortals with a touch of his tail.

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, you can survive everything.

But if you are Dudley, you read cursed scrollAnd I was gazing on the surges prone,
With many a scalding tear and many a groan,
When at my feet emerg'd an old man's hand,
Grasping this scroll, and this same slender wand.
I knelt with pain--reached out my hand--had grasp'd
Those treasures--touch'd the knuckles--they unclasp'd--
I caught a finger: but the downward weight
O'erpowered me--it sank. Then 'gan abate
The storm, and through chill aguish gloom outburst
The comfortable sun. I was athirst
To search the book, and in the warming air
Parted its dripping leaves with eager care.
Strange matters did it treat of, and drew on
My soul page after page, till well-nigh won
Into forgetfulness; when, stupefied,
I read these words, and read again, and tried
My eyes against the heavens, and read again.
        [ Endymion, by John Keats ]

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of genocide and genocide newts...
Fathead April 17, 2006 20:40
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Sounds awful
Grognor April 7, 2007 07:54
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
You needn't survive DemogorgonDemogorgon, the prince of demons, wallows in filth and can
spread a quickly fatal illness to his victims while rending
them. He is a mighty spellcaster, and he can drain the life
of mortals with a touch of his tail.

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, merely run away.
HK June 20, 2007 19:15
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
Demo Gorgon! LOL
Sylverone March 26, 2008 07:02
First comment: 26 March, 2008 15 comments written
>You needn't survive DemogorgonDemogorgon, the prince of demons, wallows in filth and can
spread a quickly fatal illness to his victims while rending
them. He is a mighty spellcaster, and he can drain the life
of mortals with a touch of his tail.

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, merely run away.

Precisely. Even if you run away, you won't survive.

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