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Monday, 22 August, 2005 by L
Konnichi wa Dudley, 
welcome to NetHack! 
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HachiHachi was a dog that went with his master, a professor, to
the Shibuya train station every morning. In the afternoon,
when his master was to return from work Hachi would be there
waiting. One day his master died at the office, and did not
return. For over ten years Hachi returned to the station
every afternoon to wait for his master. When Hachi died a
statue was erected on the station platform in his honor. It
is said to bring you luck if you touch his statue.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. bites the ice cream blobThese giant amoeboid creatures look like nothing more than
puddles of slime, but they both live and move, feeding on
metal or wood as well as the occasional dungeon explorer to
supplement their diet.

But we were not on a station platform. We were on the track ahead
as the nightmare, plastic column of fetid black iridescence oozed
tightly onward through its fifteen-foot sinus, gathering unholy
speed and driving before it a spiral, re-thickening cloud of the
pallid abyss vapor. It was a terrible, indescribable thing vaster
than any subway train -- a shapeless congeries of protoplasmic
bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary eyes
forming and unforming as pustules of greenish light all over the
tunnel-filling front that bore down upon us, crushing the frantic
penguins and slithering over the glistening floor that it and its
kind had swept so evilly free of all litter.
        [ At the Mountains of Madness, by H.P. Lovecraft ]

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@ "I've been thinking..." 
                    
                    
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The ice cream blobThese giant amoeboid creatures look like nothing more than
puddles of slime, but they both live and move, feeding on
metal or wood as well as the occasional dungeon explorer to
supplement their diet.

But we were not on a station platform. We were on the track ahead
as the nightmare, plastic column of fetid black iridescence oozed
tightly onward through its fifteen-foot sinus, gathering unholy
speed and driving before it a spiral, re-thickening cloud of the
pallid abyss vapor. It was a terrible, indescribable thing vaster
than any subway train -- a shapeless congeries of protoplasmic
bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary eyes
forming and unforming as pustules of greenish light all over the
tunnel-filling front that bore down upon us, crushing the frantic
penguins and slithering over the glistening floor that it and its
kind had swept so evilly free of all litter.
        [ At the Mountains of Madness, by H.P. Lovecraft ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. is killed!
@ "Amaterasu OmikamiThe Shinto sun goddess, Amaterasu Omikami is the central
figure of Shintoism and the ancestral deity of the imperial
house. One of the daughters of the primordial god Izanagi
and said to be his favourite offspring, she was born from
his left eye.
        [ Encyclopedia of Gods, by Michael Jordan ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. and SusanowoThe Shinto chthonic and weather god and brother of the sun
goddess Amaterasu, he was born from the nose of the
primordial creator god Izanagi and represents the physical,
material world. He has been expelled from heaven and taken
up residence on earth.
        [ Encyclopedia of Gods, by Michael Jordan ]

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@ "Yet Amaterasu OmikamiThe Shinto sun goddess, Amaterasu Omikami is the central
figure of Shintoism and the ancestral deity of the imperial
house. One of the daughters of the primordial god Izanagi
and said to be his favourite offspring, she was born from
his left eye.
        [ Encyclopedia of Gods, by Michael Jordan ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. and SusanowoThe Shinto chthonic and weather god and brother of the sun
goddess Amaterasu, he was born from the nose of the
primordial creator god Izanagi and represents the physical,
material world. He has been expelled from heaven and taken
up residence on earth.
        [ Encyclopedia of Gods, by Michael Jordan ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. are sister and brother." 
                    
                    
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@ "How could two siblings possibly turn so far against one another?" 
Meanwhile, far, far 
above...
Amaterasu "Dad! SusanowoThe Shinto chthonic and weather god and brother of the sun
goddess Amaterasu, he was born from the nose of the
primordial creator god Izanagi and represents the physical,
material world. He has been expelled from heaven and taken
up residence on earth.
        [ Encyclopedia of Gods, by Michael Jordan ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.'s making faces!"
SusanowoThe Shinto chthonic and weather god and brother of the sun
goddess Amaterasu, he was born from the nose of the
primordial creator god Izanagi and represents the physical,
material world. He has been expelled from heaven and taken
up residence on earth.
        [ Encyclopedia of Gods, by Michael Jordan ]

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NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. "Dad! Amaterasu gave me cooties!"
Izanagi "Keep quiet you two, or there'll be no ice cream sacrifices for either of you!"
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Eemeli August 22, 2005 17:19
First comment: 2 March, 2005 143 comments written
"Parse error: parse error, expecting `')'' in homesitessite408webOh what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practise to deceive!
        [ Marmion, by Sir Walter Scott ]

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Warning: Cannot add header information - headers already sent by (output started at homesitessite408webOh what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practise to deceive!
        [ Marmion, by Sir Walter Scott ]

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NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.dudleyratingsratings.lst:340) in homesitessite408webOh what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practise to deceive!
        [ Marmion, by Sir Walter Scott ]

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What's this?! Someone should fix the pageThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

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L August 22, 2005 17:50
First comment: 10 February, 2005 285 comments written
This ain't much now, but wait 'til tomorrow...
Kernigh August 22, 2005 20:45
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
How to remove parse errors?

#pray
O Dion, hear my prayers, mumble, mumble...
Kernigh August 22, 2005 20:46
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
My alignment must not be high enough.
shel August 22, 2005 23:00
First comment: 19 August, 2005 107 comments written
Parse error: parse error, expecting `')'' in /home/sites/site408/webOh what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practise to deceive!
        [ Marmion, by Sir Walter Scott ]

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It needs a weapon, and is going in a sulk until it finds one :)
Fathead June 20, 2006 22:33
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Wow.
Grognor April 15, 2007 23:03
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Bleh.
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