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Tuesday, 12 July, 2005 by L
                    
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@ "Wait! Before you kill me, I have one last question..."
                    
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& "Provided it iz unrelated to my invallible evil zkeme, go on."
                    
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@ "I was just wondering... that accent isn't real, is it?"
                    
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@ "It sounds like the worst of French, German and Romanian accents put together."
                    
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@ "Which is extraordinary because, in the NetHack universe, none of those countries exist."
                    
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& "Er..."
                    
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& "...blast. You may have seen through my accent, but I WILL STILL HAVE THE LAST LAU-"
                    
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Ziegfreet is destroyed!
@ "FiDo! I knew you'd save me!"


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eneekmot@yahoo.com July 12, 2005 04:41
First comment: 29 December, 2004 57 comments written
Ooohh... Continuity break, L. That's not good. Hmm... Have to give you points for being creative and unexpected.
Jack Simth July 12, 2005 07:13
First comment: 3 January, 2005 59 comments written
Hmm... does this mean that next comic, Dudley gets in trouble when he realizes that only fereal pets use breath weapons?
L July 12, 2005 13:19
First comment: 10 February, 2005 285 comments written
@ "Director's commentary... ON!"

"...the hotels there are murder! And now a fun fact: the reason I named him 'Ziegfreet' is twofold - firstly, that's how he would have pronounced it, and secondly, it's because his species is efreet - a defunct term previously used in SLASH'EM for different kinds of djinnThe djinn are genies from the elemental plane of Air. There,
among their kind, they have their own societies. They are
sometimes encountered on earth and may even be summoned here
to perform some service for powerful wizards. The wizards
often leave them about for later service, safely tucked away
in a flask or lamp. Once in a while, such a tool is found by
a lucky rogue, and some djinn are known to be so grateful
when released that they might grant their rescuer a wish.

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. That's the monster, not the beverage. Though you can find both kinds in smoky potionPOTABLE, n. Suitable for drinking. Water is said to be
potable; indeed, some declare it our natural beverage,
although even they find it palatable only when suffering
from the recurrent disorder known as thirst, for which it
is a medicine. Upon nothing has so great and diligent
ingenuity been brought to bear in all ages and in all
countries, except the most uncivilized, as upon the
invention of substitutes for water. To hold that this
general aversion to that liquid has no basis in the
preservative instinct of the race is to be unscientific --
and without science we are as the snakes and toads.
        [ The Devil's Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce ]

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bottles... Ah, and after this we get to the bit where Dudley really makes a newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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out of himse-"

@ "Director's commentary OFF! Phew."
Fathead June 20, 2006 21:11
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
fiDo?
Grognor April 14, 2007 20:33
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
It's not Fido.
PsyMar August 7, 2008 05:34
First comment: 28 January, 2006 5 comments written
I thought, based on the font, it was Death[Pestilence:] And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals,
and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four
beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a white
horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given
unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.

[War:] And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the
second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another
horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon
to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one
another: and there was given unto him a great sword.

[Famine:] And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the
third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black
horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his
hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say,
A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley
for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.

[Death:] And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the
voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and
behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death,
and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over
the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with
hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
[ Revelations of John, 6:1-8 ]

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in disguise.

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