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Dudley's dungeon -- Wednesday, 8 March, 2006

Dudley's dungeon

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Wednesday, 8 March, 2006 by Nameless
You hear the chime  
of a cash register. 
                    
                    
##########@#########
                    
                    
                    
                    
@ "Alright, a shop! I could use some supplies for the mines..."
                    
         --------   
         |.%%%%%|   
         |.%!%!%|   
@l@&&@h@h-@%%(%%|   
         |.%!%%%|   
         |.%%%%!|   
         --------   
                    
@ "Damn it, why is there always a queue?"
                    
         --------   
         |.%%%%%|   
         |.%!%!%|   
@l@&&@h@h-@%%(%%|   
         |.%!%%%|   
         |.%%%%!|   
         --------   
                    
Cast Force bolt
                    
         --------   
         |.%%%%%|   
         |.%!%!%|   
l@&&@h@@h-@%%(%%|   
         |.%!%%%|   
         |.%%%%!|   
         --------   
                    
@ "Excuse me, out of the way, coming through..."


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Comments

Tracer March 8, 2006 01:14
First comment: 8 March, 2006 1 comments written
So Force Bolt swaps places with an h now?
Eskimo March 8, 2006 07:02
First comment: 14 April, 2004 166 comments written
Maybe the threat caused some unrest in the queue? :)
Scary tactic though, hitting the shopkeeperThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

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at some point will be a good idea...
But a good one, thematic.
Ristipisto-Risto March 8, 2006 09:41
First comment: 25 January, 2006 52 comments written
Did make me smile, but no more. But I'll be sure to use that trick some day. Hate 'em queues.
Janos March 8, 2006 10:43
First comment: 18 August, 2005 40 comments written
I don't get it... what just happened? Which @ is Dudley?
Grey Knight March 8, 2006 15:33
First comment: 20 October, 2005 116 comments written
In frames 2 and 3, Dudley is the @ at the far left. In frame 4, the order of the queue is the same except that Dudley is now near the front (one of the two @ behind the h who's currently being served).
Nesman March 8, 2006 16:11
First comment: 4 January, 2005 112 comments written
I think I would have enjoyed it more if the others in line had become % instead of just changing places. This may have taken something larger than a force bolt, though :)
,4k57,.4k5 March 31, 2006 23:36
First comment: 31 March, 2006 1 comments written
"forceful bolt to the front of the line"
Fathead July 20, 2006 00:11
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
I tried Teleportation once...but it just made him mad.
Grognor April 18, 2007 09:04
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
This has never happened. I have never seen a NH queue. I think you all simultaneously lied pretending to have seen them to make me confused. You all suck.
boom

Grognor has minisploded.

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