Dudley's dungeon



Tuesday, 12 July, 2005 by L
                    
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@ "Wait! Before you kill me, I have one last question..."
                    
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& "Provided it iz unrelated to my invallible evil zkeme, go on."
                    
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@ "I was just wondering... that accent isn't real, is it?"
                    
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@ "It sounds like the worst of French, German and Romanian accents put together."
                    
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@ "Which is extraordinary because, in the NetHack universe, none of those countries exist."
                    
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& "Er..."
                    
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& "...blast. You may have seen through my accent, but I WILL STILL HAVE THE LAST LAU-"
                    
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Ziegfreet is destroyed!
@ "FiDo! I knew you'd save me!"


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