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Thursday, 25 October, 2007

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----- \| \| \| <@-#########+ \| @ \| --\|-- # # @ "So, what do you think of this dump anyway?"	----- \| \| \| <@-#########+ \| @ \| --\|-- # # @ "Mazes of Menace? Bah, more like Mazes of Meekness. I mean, newts, really."	Aloha Noobley, welcome to Nethack! ----- \|...\| \|.@@-#########+ \|.@.\| --\|-- # # @ "Gah! Halt! Stay wereIn 1573, the Parliament of Dole published a decree, permitting the inhabitants of the Franche-Comte to pursue and kill a were-wolf or loup-garou, which infested that province, "notwithstanding the existing laws concerning the chase." The people were empowered to "assemble with javelins, halberds, pikes, arquebuses and clubs, to hunt and pursue the said were-wolf in all places where they could find it, and to take, burn, and kill it, without incurring any fine or other penalty." The hunt seems to have been successful, if we may judge from the fact that the same tribunal in the following year condemned to be burned a man named Giles Garnier, who ran on all fours in the forest and fields and devoured little children, "even on Friday." The poor lycanthrope, it appears, had as slight respect for ecclesiastical feasts as the French pig, which was not restrained by any feeling of piety from eating infants on a fast day. [ The History of Vampires, by Dudley Wright ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. you are!" @ "Huh, what?"	----- \|...\| \|.@@-#########+ \|.@.\| --\|-- # # @ "This dungeon is now under the possession of C.O.R.P.! How did you gain access?!"
----- \|...\| \|.@@-#########+ \|.@.\| --\|-- # # @ "I, uh, I just ..." @ "Wait, he's carrying a weapon! Get him!"	The guardThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. hits! You die. ----- \| \| \| %@-#########+ \| @ \| --\|-- # # @ "Hey wait, they're just BLARG!"	----- \| \| \| %@-#########+ \| @ \| --\|-- # # @ "So anyway, how are the kids? I hear—"	Aloha Noobley, welcome to Nethack! ----- \|...\| \|.@@-#########+ \|.@.\| --\|-- # # @ "... You know, this could prove problematic." @ "Yeah."
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Fathead	October 25, 2007 01:00
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
Weird but funny. Tell me someone that keeps getting resurrected, and I'll tell you more.
Antheridium	October 25, 2007 01:59
First comment: 17 May, 2007	442 comments written
Spawn camping in Nethack. I love it.
Dav	October 25, 2007 03:02
First comment: 26 June, 2004	147 comments written
I wonder if you can get telefragged in nethack.
Grognor	October 25, 2007 04:16
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
You die... Oh, WHATEVER. Not like some impersonator didn't soil your opinion of me anyway. Doesn't matter what I say now!
Toby Bartels	February 5, 2009 06:05
First comment: 11 August, 2007	83 comments written
Noobley isn't being resurrected; the playerThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. is just starting over after YASD. And Grognor, I'll always appreciate your comments.

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