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Thursday, 25 October, 2007 by Nameless
                    
                    
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@ "So, what do you think of this dump anyway?"
                    
                    
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@ "Mazes of Menace? Bah, more like Mazes of Meekness. I mean, newts, really."
Aloha Noobley,      
welcome to Nethack! 
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@ "This dungeon is now under the possession of C.O.R.P.! How did you gain access?!"
                    
                    
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@ "Wait, he's carrying a weapon! Get him!"
The guardThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
hits! You die. ----- | | | %@-#########+ | @ | --|-- # #
@ "Hey wait, they're just BLARG!"
                    
                    
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@ "So anyway, how are the kids? I hear—"
Aloha Noobley,      
welcome to Nethack! 
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@ "... You know, this could prove problematic."
@ "Yeah."


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Fathead October 25, 2007 01:00
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Weird but funny. Tell me someone that keeps getting resurrected, and I'll tell you more.
Antheridium October 25, 2007 01:59
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
Spawn camping in Nethack. I love it.
Dav October 25, 2007 03:02
First comment: 26 June, 2004 147 comments written
I wonder if you can get telefragged in nethack.
Grognor October 25, 2007 04:16
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
You die...

Oh, WHATEVER. Not like some impersonator didn't soil your opinion of me anyway. Doesn't matter what I say now!
Toby Bartels February 5, 2009 06:05
First comment: 11 August, 2007 83 comments written
Noobley isn't being resurrected; the playerThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
is just starting over after YASD.

And Grognor, I'll always appreciate your comments.

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