Dudley's dungeon



Thursday, 25 October, 2007 by Nameless
                    
                    
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@ "So, what do you think of this dump anyway?"
                    
                    
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@ "Mazes of Menace? Bah, more like Mazes of Meekness. I mean, newts, really."
Aloha Noobley,      
welcome to Nethack! 
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@ "Gah! Halt! Stay were you are!"
@ "Huh, what?"
                    
                    
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@ "This dungeon is now under the possession of C.O.R.P.! How did you gain access?!"
                    
                    
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@ "I, uh, I just ..."
@ "Wait, he's carrying a weapon! Get him!"
The guard hits! You 
die.                
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@ "Hey wait, they're just BLARG!"
                    
                    
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@ "So anyway, how are the kids? I hear—"
Aloha Noobley,      
welcome to Nethack! 
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@ "... You know, this could prove problematic."
@ "Yeah."


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