Dudley's dungeon
    
     
     
        
        | Friday, 20 October, 2006 | 
        by Nameless |  
    
    
    
                
                As you kick the 
it crashes open!    
   |ZXREM......|    
----NXZOL......|    
..@.ERTHT....\.|    
----MZML.......|    
   |OHRN.......|    
   +XO.........|    
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                @ "Er... Hi guys. I've come to er... kill you all. Because you're evil... yeah."
                 
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   +TN.........|    
   |ZXREM......|    
----NXZOL......|    
..@.ERTHT....\.|    
----MZML.......|    
   |OHRN.......|    
   +XO.........|    
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                L "But aren't you chaotic too? Shouldn't you actually be allying with us? We're on the same side you know."
                 
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   +TN.........|    
   |ZXREM......|    
----NXZOL......|    
..@.ERTHT....\.|    
----MZML.......|    
   |OHRN.......|    
   +XO.........|    
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                @ "Hmm... see, the thing about that is... Oh look! A minor distraction of negligable importance!"
                 
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                You fail to cast the
spell correctly.    
   |ZXREM......|    
----NXZOL......|    
..@.ERTHT....\.|    
----MZML.......|    
   |OHRN.......|    
   +XO.........|    
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                X "Come on, it's only Dudley. Let's just kill him." L "Yeah, okay."
                 
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          +TN.......
          |ZXR......
-----------NXZE.....
.@.LOL.THE.TRMM.....
-----------MZON.....
          |OHR......
          +X........
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                @ "AAAAAAAAAR RRGGGHHH!!!"
                 
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.......@....
}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
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                @ "AAAAAAAAAR RRGGGHHH!!!"
                 
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          +.........
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}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
@.THE.L.HAXORZ.MOM..
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                @ "AAAAAAAAAR RRGGGHHH!!!"
                 
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-}.ME..|            
+..NOT.|            
-}MORON|            
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                L "Bored now." X "Come on, let's just order take-away. Who's up for Thai?"
                 
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Rating
Average rating: Fair Number of ratings: 18
     Comments
    
            
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                Jac             | 
            
                
                    October 20, 2006 00:55                
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                First comment: 26 May, 2006             | 
            
                48 comments written             | 
         
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                It's not the best, but I love the strips where the monsters spell words         |  
            
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                Nobody Special             | 
            
                
                    October 20, 2006 02:37                
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                First comment: 8 June, 2005             | 
            
                118 comments written             | 
         
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                I assume the  is thinking of Thai metalwork.         |  
            
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                Random             | 
            
                
                    October 20, 2006 11:57                
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                First comment: 20 October, 2006             | 
            
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                Chaotic != Evil         |  
            
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                Arch Leech             | 
            
                
                    October 20, 2006 19:23                
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                First comment: 28 September, 2006             | 
            
                8 comments written             | 
         
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                NO, NO, NO.         |  
            
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                Nobody Special             | 
            
                
                    October 20, 2006 22:17                
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                First comment: 8 June, 2005             | 
            
                118 comments written             | 
         
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                In NetHack, Random, it often does. NetHack isn't D&D any more than it is real life.         |  
            
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                Mantar             | 
            
                
                    October 20, 2006 23:08                
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                First comment: 17 June, 2004             | 
            
                197 comments written             | 
         
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                Yeah. The chaotic deities in Nethack would probably be chaotic good under D&D.         |  
            
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                Dav             | 
            
                
                    October 21, 2006 00:04                
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                First comment: 26 June, 2004             | 
            
                147 comments written             | 
         
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                Chaotic isn't the same as evil. You can be lawful and evil, for example some of the greater demons are lawful. On the other hand, the distinction is a little more blurred in nethack than in D&D.         |  
            
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                GreyKnight             | 
            
                
                    October 21, 2006 10:44                
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                First comment: 24 March, 2006             | 
            
                48 comments written             | 
         
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                FALL IN A HOLE AND DIE         |  
            
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                Hermann             | 
            
                
                    October 21, 2006 12:05                
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                First comment: 21 October, 2006             | 
            
                1 comments written             | 
         
        
                Oh hell's bells.  It doesn't matter whether or not the comic conforms to the user's manual, it only matters that it's funny.
 
 
Take the stick out of your butt.         |  
            
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                Roger Barnett             | 
            
                
                    October 21, 2006 15:17                
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                First comment: 7 April, 2006             | 
            
                143 comments written             | 
         
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                This comic really needs the Benny Hill theme "Yakety Sax"         |  
            
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                L             | 
            
                
                    October 21, 2006 18:05                
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                First comment: 10 February, 2005             | 
            
                285 comments written             | 
         
        
                So that's what that music is called!
 
 
P.S: I reckon this comic needed at least four more panels of word-spelling, possibly employing anagrams, to be a "Good" or higher.         |  
            
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                Fathead             | 
            
                
                    October 30, 2006 21:51                
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                First comment: 1 April, 2006             | 
            
                1136 comments written             | 
         
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                Alternate reality hits!  Wow.         |  
            
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                Grognor             | 
            
                
                    April 20, 2007 07:26                
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                First comment: 4 April, 2007             | 
            
                1161 comments written             | 
         
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                Overall, inferior to comic #2. Why do all comics that spell letters use only capitals?         |  
            
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                Quint Sakugarne             | 
            
                
                    January 2, 2008 17:41                
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                First comment: 1 January, 2008             | 
            
                233 comments written             | 
         
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                Roger Barnett has it correct.         |  
             
    
        
     
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