Dudley's dungeon



Friday, 20 October, 2006 by Nameless
As you kick the door
it crashes open!    
   |ZXREM......|    
----NXZOL......|    
..@.ERTHT....\.|    
----MZML.......|    
   |OHRN.......|    
   +XO.........|    
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@ "Er... Hi guys. I've come to er... kill you all. Because you're evil... yeah."
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   +TN.........|    
   |ZXREM......|    
----NXZOL......|    
..@.ERTHT....\.|    
----MZML.......|    
   |OHRN.......|    
   +XO.........|    
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L "But aren't you chaotic too? Shouldn't you actually be allying with us? We're on the same side you know."
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   +TN.........|    
   |ZXREM......|    
----NXZOL......|    
..@.ERTHT....\.|    
----MZML.......|    
   |OHRN.......|    
   +XO.........|    
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@ "Hmm... see, the thing about that is... Oh look! A minor distraction of negligable importance!"
You fail to cast the
spell correctly.    
   |ZXREM......|    
----NXZOL......|    
..@.ERTHT....\.|    
----MZML.......|    
   |OHRN.......|    
   +XO.........|    
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X "Come on, it's only Dudley. Let's just kill him."
L "Yeah, okay."
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          +TN.......
          |ZXR......
-----------NXZE.....
.@.LOL.THE.TRMM.....
-----------MZON.....
          |OHR......
          +X........
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@ "AAAAAAAAAR
RRGGGHHH
!!!"
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.....XORN.HORN.@....
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@ "AAAAAAAAAR
RRGGGHHH
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@.THE.L.HAXORZ.MOM..
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@ "AAAAAAAAAR
RRGGGHHH
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+..NOT.|            
-}MORON|            
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L "Bored now."
X "Come on, let's just order take-away. Who's up for Thai?"


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