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@ "NO! Drop it here! Drop it here!"
d "Okay, Master, I'll drop it here!"


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Dion May 3, 2006 10:27
First comment: 2 February, 2004 100 comments written
Three days in a row... I feel really bad. It won't happen again... In the next few weeks.
The Bard of Blasphemy May 3, 2006 13:21
First comment: 13 May, 2005 46 comments written
you could starve to death[Pestilence:] And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals,
and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four
beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a white
horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given
unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.

[War:] And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the
second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another
horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon
to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one
another: and there was given unto him a great sword.

[Famine:] And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the
third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black
horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his
hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say,
A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley
for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.

[Death:] And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the
voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and
behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death,
and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over
the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with
hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
[ Revelations of John, 6:1-8 ]

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waiting for that damned dogA domestic animal, the _tame dog_ (_Canis familiaris_), of
which numerous breeds exist. The male is called a dog,
while the female is called a bitch. Because of its known
loyalty to man and gentleness with children, it is the
world's most popular domestic animal. It can easily be
trained to perform various tasks.

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to get it right.
Nameless May 3, 2006 14:11
First comment: 29 December, 2004 281 comments written
And the moral to this story is...
Don't rely on pets. Do your theiving yourself! Wand of'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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digging, anyone?
Nameless May 3, 2006 14:13
First comment: 29 December, 2004 281 comments written
Oh, and Dion... you could always get some kind of auto-updating software. It would probably save you a lot of effort once you set it up.
Dion May 3, 2006 14:23
First comment: 2 February, 2004 100 comments written
I have... I wrote... But someone has to get the comics out of my mailbox, fix them and upload them to the server. And until now, that's me.
. May 3, 2006 19:51
First comment: 7 December, 2005 48 comments written
That's so frustrating. It's usually OK when it's a bookshop, though.
Mr. DOS May 3, 2006 22:03
First comment: 10 January, 2006 40 comments written
Dion, just as long as we get them eventually.

--- Mr. DOS
Fathead July 21, 2006 23:39
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
That's what a magic whistle is for!

Gee, I have that problem all the time....
Grognor April 18, 2007 22:46
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
xpxymplmnog.

Try to say that.
zzpexximplamBOOM

Grognor has exploded.
Fathead July 5, 2007 17:08
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
I changed my mind. You need a magic dragonIn the West the dragon was the natural enemy of man. Although
preferring to live in bleak and desolate regions, whenever it
was seen among men it left in its wake a trail of destruction
and disease. Yet any attempt to slay this beast was a perilous
undertaking. For the dragon's assailant had to contend
not only with clouds of sulphurous fumes pouring from its fire
breathing nostrils, but also with the thrashings of its tail,
the most deadly part of its serpent-like body.
[ Mythical Beasts by Deirdre Headon (The Leprechaun Library) ]

"One whom the dragons will speak with," he said, "that is a
dragonlord, or at least that is the center of the matter. It's
not a trick of mastering the dragons, as most people think.
Dragons have no masters. The question is always the same, with
a dragon: will he talk to you or will he eat you? If you can
count upon his doing the former, and not doing the latter, why
then you're a dragonlord."
        [ The Tombs of Atuan, by Ursula K. Le Guin ]

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for this!

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