Dudley's dungeon -- Friday, 10 December, 2004

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Violist	December 10, 2004 01:41
First comment: 25 June, 2004	206 comments written
And probably has an embarassing message on the back :)
Marketing exec	December 10, 2004 07:46
First comment: 10 December, 2004	1 comments written
Dudley: Hey, there's another piece of paper in here. On the piece of paper: Asidonhopo's shop on dungeon level 4: For all your uncursing needs!
Crawler	December 10, 2004 12:17
First comment: 24 August, 2004	57 comments written
A loud singing female voice coming from inside the armour keeps repeating every minute: "Asidon, asidonho, asidon-ho-po! Please come and check our latest models at level 4. For the best range in lightStrange creatures formed from energy rather than matter, lights are given to self-destructive behavior when battling foes. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. and medium armouuuuurs!!" You look like a prismatic spray. There's no doubt now : you have been polymorphed into a banner ad.
Metal Slime	December 11, 2004 02:14
First comment: 11 December, 2004	3 comments written
Ye gods, they've started advertising now... rally the dragons.
Aqualicy	December 11, 2004 10:26
First comment: 11 December, 2004	4 comments written
Crawler, that has got to be one of the more hilarious comments I've seen so far in this comic. :) "You seem unable to remove the prismatic armor, and every time you try it makes an awful noise and for some reason displays the word 'TILT!'."
Violist	December 12, 2004 04:04
First comment: 25 June, 2004	206 comments written
The 'TILT' thing went above my head... also, the jingle ad needs a succubusThe incubus and succubus are male and female versions of the same demon, one who lies with a human for its own purposes, usually to the detriment of the mortals who are unwise in their dealings with them. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. acting all happy because of the armour.
Matt M P	December 12, 2004 07:16
First comment: 13 October, 2004	23 comments written
So all he needs now is a scrollAnd I was gazing on the surges prone, With many a scalding tear and many a groan, When at my feet emerg'd an old man's hand, Grasping this scroll, and this same slender wand. I knelt with pain--reached out my hand--had grasp'd Those treasures--touch'd the knuckles--they unclasp'd-- I caught a finger: but the downward weight O'erpowered me--it sank. Then 'gan abate The storm, and through chill aguish gloom outburst The comfortable sun. I was athirst To search the book, and in the warming air Parted its dripping leaves with eager care. Strange matters did it treat of, and drew on My soul page after page, till well-nigh won Into forgetfulness; when, stupefied, I read these words, and read again, and tried My eyes against the heavens, and read again. [ Endymion, by John Keats ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. of ad removal. @ reads the scrollAnd I was gazing on the surges prone, With many a scalding tear and many a groan, When at my feet emerg'd an old man's hand, Grasping this scroll, and this same slender wand. I knelt with pain--reached out my hand--had grasp'd Those treasures--touch'd the knuckles--they unclasp'd-- I caught a finger: but the downward weight O'erpowered me--it sank. Then 'gan abate The storm, and through chill aguish gloom outburst The comfortable sun. I was athirst To search the book, and in the warming air Parted its dripping leaves with eager care. Strange matters did it treat of, and drew on My soul page after page, till well-nigh won Into forgetfulness; when, stupefied, I read these words, and read again, and tried My eyes against the heavens, and read again. [ Endymion, by John Keats ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. of ad removal, you have found 20342 ads on your armor would you like to remove them now? (Y/N) (n)
freshme@	January 4, 2005 12:48
First comment: 4 January, 2005	67 comments written
re: TILT If you jostle a pinball machine too hard while you play it will "tilt". It flashes and makes buzzing or alarm noises, and the game goes dead. (It will start a new game if you deposit more money, of course.)
Q. E. D.	February 22, 2005 09:14
First comment: 22 February, 2005	11 comments written
Crawler and Violist are certainly the funniest people on the webOh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive! [ Marmion, by Sir Walter Scott ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.. The banner ad and happy succubusThe incubus and succubus are male and female versions of the same demon, one who lies with a human for its own purposes, usually to the detriment of the mortals who are unwise in their dealings with them. Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. had me laughing for 15 minutes.
Fathead	April 13, 2006 01:24
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
Yeah, they never really wereIn 1573, the Parliament of Dole published a decree, permitting the inhabitants of the Franche-Comte to pursue and kill a were-wolf or loup-garou, which infested that province, "notwithstanding the existing laws concerning the chase." The people were empowered to "assemble with javelins, halberds, pikes, arquebuses and clubs, to hunt and pursue the said were-wolf in all places where they could find it, and to take, burn, and kill it, without incurring any fine or other penalty." The hunt seems to have been successful, if we may judge from the fact that the same tribunal in the following year condemned to be burned a man named Giles Garnier, who ran on all fours in the forest and fields and devoured little children, "even on Friday." The poor lycanthrope, it appears, had as slight respect for ecclesiastical feasts as the French pig, which was not restrained by any feeling of piety from eating infants on a fast day. [ The History of Vampires, by Dudley Wright ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. on your side, wereIn 1573, the Parliament of Dole published a decree, permitting the inhabitants of the Franche-Comte to pursue and kill a were-wolf or loup-garou, which infested that province, "notwithstanding the existing laws concerning the chase." The people were empowered to "assemble with javelins, halberds, pikes, arquebuses and clubs, to hunt and pursue the said were-wolf in all places where they could find it, and to take, burn, and kill it, without incurring any fine or other penalty." The hunt seems to have been successful, if we may judge from the fact that the same tribunal in the following year condemned to be burned a man named Giles Garnier, who ran on all fours in the forest and fields and devoured little children, "even on Friday." The poor lycanthrope, it appears, had as slight respect for ecclesiastical feasts as the French pig, which was not restrained by any feeling of piety from eating infants on a fast day. [ The History of Vampires, by Dudley Wright ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. they?
1338h4x	September 19, 2006 21:34
First comment: 19 September, 2006	102 comments written
Cursed sign of "Kick Me"
Gadora	September 22, 2006 03:45
First comment: 21 September, 2006	88 comments written
Applause for the comic! Applause for the comments! Applause for Asidonhopo's logo!
Grognor	April 7, 2007 06:32
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
I hope freshme@ is dead and dead forever, and eaten by his illicit children he had to adopt because he can't get laid. Sweet dreams.
HK	June 20, 2007 18:06
First comment: 1 June, 2007	309 comments written
I could see the cursedness of the armor coming, but I`ll give it a Good for the comments.
Kerta	December 12, 2007 16:35
First comment: 12 December, 2007	72 comments written
You manage to turn your head enough to see that your jacket says "Kill me!" Your neck snaps. You die... Here lies a very dumb person who thought he was an owl.
Deshmeister Prime	May 15, 2008 01:04
First comment: 15 May, 2008	20 comments written
Sponser3d armour
Blackened	June 8, 2008 17:17
First comment: 14 May, 2008	31 comments written
Brilliant!

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