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Tuesday, 29 July, 2008 by Dol
You feel mildly hot.
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@ "Summer!"
You drop a piece of 
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@ "Picnic!"
Take out what?      
a - a cream pie     
b - a melon"What is it, Umbopa, son of a fool?" I shouted in Zulu.
"It is food and water, Macumazahn," and again he waved the
green thing.
Then I saw what he had got. It was a melon. We had hit upon
a patch of wild melons, thousands of them, and dead ripe.
"Melons!" I yelled to Good, who was next me; and in another
second he had his false teeth fixed in one.
I think we ate about six each before we had done, and, poor
fruit as they were, I doubt if I ever thought anything nicer.
        [ King Solomon's Mines, by H. Rider Haggard ]

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@ "Basket of plenty!"
d "Yip!"
It summons insects! 
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@ "Traditions!"
d "Yip!"
It was my original plan to post these already last summer...


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TK July 29, 2008 00:17
First comment: 11 August, 2007 69 comments written
ZOMG MY LAPTOP CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE!!!!1!!1!

Lol, time zones...gotta love 'em...

Is this seriously the first comment? Or is my browser just refusing to show other comments?

Also, I find the comic very amusing.
Wellan July 29, 2008 00:21
First comment: 27 November, 2007 247 comments written
NH CAN be RL!
Slowpoke July 29, 2008 01:11
First comment: 27 February, 2007 239 comments written
The streak of fine cartooning continues!
idontexist July 29, 2008 03:22
First comment: 19 July, 2008 35 comments written
Wow. I think Dion is putting up only the best comics purposly. Mabe hes got something important in his life
Mordae July 29, 2008 13:43
First comment: 11 May, 2007 116 comments written
The mosquito bites! The mosquito bites! Your right hand itches!
Apply what? s - a can of greaseANOINT, v.t. To grease a king or other great functionary
already sufficiently slippery.
        [ The Devil's Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce ]

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named Off!
Apply what? u - a wax candleFaustus: Come on Mephistopheles. What shall we do?
Mephistopheles: Nay, I know not. We shall be cursed with bell,
book, and candle.
Faustus: How? Bell, book, and candle, candle, book, and bell,
Forward and backward, to curse Faustus to hell.
Anon you shall hear a hog grunt, a calf bleat, and an ass bray,
Because it is Saint Peter's holy day.
(Enter all the Friars to sing the dirge)
        [ Doctor Faustus and Other Plays, by Christopher Marlowe ]

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named Citronella
gneek July 29, 2008 20:55
First comment: 18 January, 2008 159 comments written
GodGoddesses and Gods operate in ones, threesomes, or whole
pantheons of nine or more (see Religion). Most of them claim
to have made the world, and this is indeed a likely claim in
the case of threesomes or pantheons: Fantasyland does have
the air of having been made by a committee. But all Goddesses
and Gods, whether they say they made the world or not, have
very detailed short-term plans for it which they are determined
to carry out. Consequently they tend to push people into the
required actions by the use of coincidence or Prophecy, or just
by narrowing down your available choices of what to do next:
if a deity is pushing you, things will go miserably badly until
there is only one choice left to you.
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

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please, don't let the DevTeam add mosquitoes to the next version.
@ July 30, 2008 04:44
First comment: 26 July, 2004 155 comments written
Picnics are dumb. He deserved it.

Good comic though.
Antheridium July 30, 2008 21:16
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
Some kinds of outdoor parties are cool. Picnics are not among them.

This comic, however... quite so.
acheron July 31, 2008 00:39
First comment: 1 June, 2004 63 comments written
Too late, gneek: Xans are mosquitos.
Ren August 3, 2008 15:32
First comment: 2 April, 2008 35 comments written
Ha! Reading backwards from bad pokemon reference, this was the first one I laughed at.
MadDawg2552 October 10, 2008 18:29
First comment: 6 October, 2008 69 comments written
I like Dogley's "Yip!" like he's saying 'yep!'.

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