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Dudley's dungeon -- Thursday, 12 June, 2008

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Thursday, 12 June, 2008 by Eboreg
                    
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The kittenWell-known quadruped domestic animal from the family of
predatory felines (_Felis ochreata domestica_), with a thick,
soft pelt; often kept as a pet. Various folklores have the
cat associated with magic and the gods of ancient Egypt.

So Ulthar went to sleep in vain anger; and when the people
awakened at dawn - behold! Every cat was back at his
accustomed hearth! Large and small, black, grey, striped,
yellow and white, none was missing. Very sleek and fat did
the cats appear, and sonorous with purring content.
        [ The Cats of Ulthar, by H.P. Lovecraft ]

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bites the goblinNow goblins are cruel, wicked, and bad-hearted. They make
no beautiful things, but they make many clever ones. They
can tunnel and mine as well as any but the most skilled
dwarves, when they take the trouble, though they are usually
untidy and dirty. Hammers, axes, swords, daggers, pickaxes,
tongs, and also instruments of torture, they make very well,
or get other people to make to their design, prisoners and
slaves that have to work till they die for want of air and
light.
[ The Hobbit, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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! The goblinNow goblins are cruel, wicked, and bad-hearted. They make
no beautiful things, but they make many clever ones. They
can tunnel and mine as well as any but the most skilled
dwarves, when they take the trouble, though they are usually
untidy and dirty. Hammers, axes, swords, daggers, pickaxes,
tongs, and also instruments of torture, they make very well,
or get other people to make to their design, prisoners and
slaves that have to work till they die for want of air and
light.
[ The Hobbit, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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is killed!
                    
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What? The kittenWell-known quadruped domestic animal from the family of
predatory felines (_Felis ochreata domestica_), with a thick,
soft pelt; often kept as a pet. Various folklores have the
cat associated with magic and the gods of ancient Egypt.

So Ulthar went to sleep in vain anger; and when the people
awakened at dawn - behold! Every cat was back at his
accustomed hearth! Large and small, black, grey, striped,
yellow and white, none was missing. Very sleek and fat did
the cats appear, and sonorous with purring content.
        [ The Cats of Ulthar, by H.P. Lovecraft ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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is evolving! The kittenWell-known quadruped domestic animal from the family of
predatory felines (_Felis ochreata domestica_), with a thick,
soft pelt; often kept as a pet. Various folklores have the
cat associated with magic and the gods of ancient Egypt.

So Ulthar went to sleep in vain anger; and when the people
awakened at dawn - behold! Every cat was back at his
accustomed hearth! Large and small, black, grey, striped,
yellow and white, none was missing. Very sleek and fat did
the cats appear, and sonorous with purring content.
        [ The Cats of Ulthar, by H.P. Lovecraft ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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evolved into a housecat!
You hear a knocking 
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@ "Come in!"
                    
                    
                    
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@ "Hi"
@ "Oh hello there. I just wanted to talk to you about your latest strip."
                    
                    
                    
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@ "OK, shoot."
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@ "Unfortunate choice of words there."
In (dis)honor of all Pokehack strips.


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Average rating: Mediocre
Number of ratings: 19

Comments

SomeoneElse June 12, 2008 00:14
First comment: 11 September, 2006 143 comments written
Er, what? That punchline could have been delivered without the reference to a previous strip. Can someone explain this one to me, please?
yichizhng June 12, 2008 04:37
First comment: 12 June, 2008 3 comments written
If I'm not mistaken, a pokemon reference and a bad pun.
@ June 12, 2008 05:05
First comment: 26 July, 2004 155 comments written
What happened 2 wednesday's comic?
SomeoneElse June 12, 2008 06:40
First comment: 11 September, 2006 143 comments written
I got the reference, and I saw the pun, but this comic still makes no sense to me.
Antheridium June 12, 2008 07:33
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
I think that was a trademark lawyer.

Heheheh... it's been so long since L wrote any comics...
Xero Storm June 12, 2008 16:21
First comment: 24 February, 2008 32 comments written
You're three years late, man. That's a point off all on its own.
Wellan June 12, 2008 20:06
First comment: 27 November, 2007 247 comments written
Yeah, the Pokemon thing threw it off quite a bit. It was still funny, though, so fair.
Arle June 13, 2008 16:47
First comment: 2 June, 2008 29 comments written
I find this one to be in rather poor taste, particularly since L gave us some good ones.
@ June 13, 2008 22:57
First comment: 26 July, 2004 155 comments written
I want a comic for Friday. Plz?

I have submitted two one-panel comics... so I don't think Dion is rinning short...
gneek June 14, 2008 00:11
First comment: 18 January, 2008 159 comments written
meh
Eboreg June 14, 2008 18:19
First comment: 14 June, 2008 11 comments written
OK guys, the punchline is a serious case of revenge for a major eyesore, with a pun thrown in for good measure.
Arle June 15, 2008 09:07
First comment: 2 June, 2008 29 comments written
And ye're inclined to think that this is good writtin' and a humorous comic... Why?
@ June 18, 2008 06:38
First comment: 26 July, 2004 155 comments written
Uh... has Dion... died... or something...?
Slowpoke June 18, 2008 07:18
First comment: 27 February, 2007 239 comments written
Newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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probably got 'im.
Eskimo June 18, 2008 10:25
First comment: 14 April, 2004 166 comments written
z W For what do you wish?
Holiday.
T-Jack June 18, 2008 16:39
First comment: 16 March, 2008 52 comments written
Well... whatever, he'll turn up here soon.
On a side note: I was wondering what if Dogley got fed up with Dudley's constant dying and went on an ascension run himself. Y'know, something like: ShopkeeperThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

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"Oh, hello, little doggy. Take whatever you want." "Uhh... why are you stuffing everything in that bag"Now, this third handkerchief," Mein Herr proceeded, "has also
four edges, which you can trace continuously round and round:
all you need do is to join its four edges to the four edges of
the opening. The Purse is then complete, and its outer
surface--"
"I see!" Lady Muriel eagerly interrupted. "Its outer surface
will be continuous with its inner surface! But it will take
time. I'll sew it up after tea." She laid aside the bag, and
resumed her cup of tea. "But why do you call it Fortunatus's
Purse, Mein Herr?"
The dear old man beamed upon her, with a jolly smile, looking
more exactly like the Professor than ever. "Don't you see,
my child--I should say Miladi? Whatever is inside that Purse,
is outside it; and whatever is outside it, is inside it. So
you have all the wealth of the world in that leetle Purse!"
        [ Sylvie and Bruno Concluded, by Lewis Carroll ]

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?", and: You sense a trap nearby. You whine...
Reutan August 22, 2008 21:47
First comment: 19 July, 2007 3 comments written
Bah, really? The kittenWell-known quadruped domestic animal from the family of
predatory felines (_Felis ochreata domestica_), with a thick,
soft pelt; often kept as a pet. Various folklores have the
cat associated with magic and the gods of ancient Egypt.

So Ulthar went to sleep in vain anger; and when the people
awakened at dawn - behold! Every cat was back at his
accustomed hearth! Large and small, black, grey, striped,
yellow and white, none was missing. Very sleek and fat did
the cats appear, and sonorous with purring content.
        [ The Cats of Ulthar, by H.P. Lovecraft ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
"evolves" into a housecat as in pokemon, then L gets shot by a disgruntled reader sick of the Pokehack jokes.

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