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Fathead	September 19, 2006 00:14
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
That dang RNG! :) P.S. Always ID rings.
SomeoneElse	September 19, 2006 00:30
First comment: 11 September, 2006	143 comments written
Heh. Ring ofThree Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne, In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. [ The Fellowship of the Ring, by J.R.R. Tolkien ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. conflict.
	September 19, 2006 06:58
First comment: 1 April, 2004	431 comments written
Few Dudley strips have made me laugh at loud as this one has.
	September 19, 2006 07:28
First comment: 1 April, 2004	431 comments written
That's what it's gonna be.
hawke	September 19, 2006 07:41
First comment: 19 September, 2006	1 comments written
Ha ha... 'engagement' ringThree Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne, In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. [ The Fellowship of the Ring, by J.R.R. Tolkien ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.. XD
Alcari	September 19, 2006 10:33
First comment: 11 September, 2006	93 comments written
Good one, a lot better then the dragonIn the West the dragon was the natural enemy of man. Although preferring to live in bleak and desolate regions, whenever it was seen among men it left in its wake a trail of destruction and disease. Yet any attempt to slay this beast was a perilous undertaking. For the dragon's assailant had to contend not only with clouds of sulphurous fumes pouring from its fire breathing nostrils, but also with the thrashings of its tail, the most deadly part of its serpent-like body. [ Mythical Beasts by Deirdre Headon (The Leprechaun Library) ] "One whom the dragons will speak with," he said, "that is a dragonlord, or at least that is the center of the matter. It's not a trick of mastering the dragons, as most people think. Dragons have no masters. The question is always the same, with a dragon: will he talk to you or will he eat you? If you can count upon his doing the former, and not doing the latter, why then you're a dragonlord." [ The Tombs of Atuan, by Ursula K. Le Guin ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.-eggBut I asked why not keep it and let the hen sit on it till it hatched, and then we could see what would come out of it. "Nothing good, I'm certain of that," Mom said. "It would probably be something horrible. But just remember, if it's a crocodile or a dragon or something like that, I won't have it in my house for one minute." [ The Enormous Egg, by Oliver Butterworth ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. jokes
ThomasLB	September 19, 2006 12:25
First comment: 7 September, 2006	13 comments written
THAT was GREAT!
Roger Barnett	September 19, 2006 15:31
First comment: 7 April, 2006	143 comments written
But isn't marriage just a more civilised form of conflict? :-)
	September 19, 2006 18:21
First comment: 1 April, 2004	431 comments written
Perfect illustration of NHINRL. :)
Fathead	September 19, 2006 21:08
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
What's NHINRL?
Matt B.	September 19, 2006 21:39
First comment: 19 September, 2006	1 comments written
I think it stands for NetHack Is Not Real Life.
scwizard	September 21, 2006 18:12
First comment: 18 August, 2006	12 comments written
Very yes
Ristipisto-Risto	September 22, 2006 10:08
First comment: 25 January, 2006	52 comments written
Fabulous.
Gaulgath	September 24, 2006 15:52
First comment: 24 September, 2006	3 comments written
Hilarious!
Veinor	November 2, 2006 06:35
First comment: 1 November, 2006	12 comments written
You make me smile.
Grognor	April 19, 2007 08:09
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
Combine Ristipisto-Risto's, Gaulgath's, and Veinor's comment to make mineMade by Dwarfs. The Rule here is that the Mine is either long deserted or at most is inhabited by a few survivors who will make confused claims to have been driven out/decimated by humans/ other Dwarfs/Minions of the Dark Lord. Inhabited or not, this Mine will be very complex, with many levels of galleries, beautifully carved and engineered. What was being mined here is not always evident, but at least some of the time it will appear to have been Jewels, since it is customary to find unwanted emeralds, etc., still embedded in the rock of the walls. Metal will also be present, but only when made up into armor and weapons (_wondrous_). [ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.. Also, cool made up names. Almost as cool as Kurosen, Grither, Jick, Grognor, or Rongorg
MainiacJoe	September 4, 2007 17:32
First comment: 4 September, 2007	2 comments written
I laughed out loud and then had to explain it to everyone else in the room.
Fredil	April 27, 2008 04:49
First comment: 17 April, 2008	26 comments written
Now THAT was unexpected and funny.
Dani	June 12, 2008 14:11
First comment: 7 June, 2008	39 comments written
"Perfect illustration of NHINRL. :)" I think of it as a perfect illustration that NetHack IS real life. shifty eyes

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