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Monday, 28 April, 2008 by Markus Hietava
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@ "Heh, look at those poor crea-
tures. I wonder if they even realize how badly they're outclassed!"
The ninjaThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
turtle hits! The ninjaThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
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The dangers of character typing.


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Rating

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Average rating: Good
Number of ratings: 13

Comments

Wellan April 28, 2008 02:23
First comment: 27 November, 2007 247 comments written
Also known as the dangers of not noticing that your hallucination timed out. I died to that once.
Nameless April 28, 2008 06:36
First comment: 29 December, 2004 281 comments written
I was kind of hoping for another Mario reference after the first panel, but this is 'G' too.
Loof April 28, 2008 07:50
First comment: 2 May, 2005 22 comments written
Rated G, but shouldn't turtles be :?
Henry J Cobb April 28, 2008 12:47
First comment: 28 June, 2007 29 comments written
Turtles are "drier" critters than newts so not good.
SomeoneElse April 28, 2008 15:33
First comment: 11 September, 2006 143 comments written
If crocodiles are : (and they are), then turtles should also be :.
Drizhen April 28, 2008 16:29
First comment: 21 February, 2008 20 comments written
Actually, turtles are probably "wetter" then newts -- turtles spend most of their time in the sea, only coming to land to lay eggs. Tortoises, however, spend almost all their time on land (or in rivers).
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Zienth April 28, 2008 20:03
First comment: 8 May, 2007 9 comments written
I thought I had left the turtles/tortoise discussion back on the OotS forum. sigh
@ April 28, 2008 22:25
First comment: 26 July, 2004 155 comments written
NHINRL. also, DDINRNH.
TK May 8, 2008 00:06
First comment: 11 August, 2007 69 comments written
Actually, Drizhen, the word turtle can be applied to any member of the order Testudines, which includes turtles, tortoises, and terrapins. However, according to the most accurate usages, "turtle" refers to marine members of the order (which are usually almost exclusively aquatic), "terrapin" refers to freshwater members, and "tortoise" refers to terrestrial members.
MadDawg2552 October 9, 2008 20:41
First comment: 6 October, 2008 69 comments written
Everyone is missing the obvious, which is: The NinjaThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
Turtles are humanoidHumanoids are all approximately the size of a human, and may
be mistaken for one at a distance. They are usually of a
tribal nature, and will fiercely defend their lairs. Usually
hostile, they may even band together to raid and pillage
human settlements.

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
, so they should be 'h'.

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