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Friday, 25 April, 2008 by Nameless
                    
                    
Dr. Dudley Presents:
                    
So you're on one hit
point and surrounded
                    
                    
                    
"At least he's not named Drudley!"
Your feet are frozen
to the --More--     
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@ "Guess. It can save you, but the odds are long. Only viable if desperate."
You feel much       
better.             
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Goodbye Dudley the  
HealerI swear by Apollo the physician, and Aesculapius, and Health,
and All-heal, and all the gods and goddesses, that, according
to my ability and judgment, I will keep this Oath and this
stipulation -- to reckon him who taught me this Art equally dear
to me as my parents, to share my substance with him, and relieve
his necessities if required; to look upon his offspring in the
same footing as my own brothers, and to teach them this art, if
they shall wish to learn it, without fee or stipulation; and
that by precept, lecture, and every other mode of instruction,
I will impart a knowledge of the Art to my own sons, and those
of my teachers, and to disciples bound by a stipulation and oath
according to the law of medicine, but to none others. I will
follow that system of regimen which, according to my ability and
judgment, I consider for the benefit of my patients, and abstain
from whatever is deleterious and mischievous. [...]
        [ Hippocrates' Oath, translated by Francis Adams ]

PHYSICIAN, n. One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our
dogs when well.
        [ The Devil's Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce ]

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... |.oo.....| |o..oo...| |.o.o....| |.....@..| |........| -|------|- # #
I prefer to think of it as tactical retirement or a sudden adoption of pacifism.


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Comments

Wellan April 25, 2008 03:00
First comment: 27 November, 2007 247 comments written
Again, very true.
Slowpoke April 25, 2008 07:44
First comment: 27 February, 2007 239 comments written
#quitMaltar: [...] I remembered a little saying I learned my first
day at the academy.
Natalie: Yeah, yeah, I know. Winners never quit and quitters
never win.
Maltar: What? No! Winners never quit and quitters should be
cast into the flaming pit of death.
        [ Snow Day, directed by Chris Koch,
         written by Will McRobb and Chris Viscardi ]

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Nothing happens.
Roger Barnett April 25, 2008 10:37
First comment: 7 April, 2006 143 comments written
Sadly... remarkably true.
Loof April 25, 2008 13:51
First comment: 2 May, 2005 22 comments written
Using X works too, and prevents all deaths. Recomended!
Antheridium April 25, 2008 21:53
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
E for "tactical retirement".
321zero April 25, 2008 21:54
First comment: 25 April, 2008 12 comments written
I love these "how to" comics. Great job!
Drizhen April 25, 2008 22:57
First comment: 21 February, 2008 20 comments written
Heh heh heh...
Cursed spellbooks are also a possibility -- they can teleport you around which helps (although sometimes they paralyze you which doesn't help).
Fredil April 27, 2008 04:21
First comment: 17 April, 2008 26 comments written
#quitMaltar: [...] I remembered a little saying I learned my first
day at the academy.
Natalie: Yeah, yeah, I know. Winners never quit and quitters
never win.
Maltar: What? No! Winners never quit and quitters should be
cast into the flaming pit of death.
        [ Snow Day, directed by Chris Koch,
         written by Will McRobb and Chris Viscardi ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.

Nothing seems to happen.
#pray
You seem to have suddenly contracted arthritis. --More--
Your joints ache. --More--
You die...

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