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Thursday, 15 November, 2007 by Jym
                    
                    
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f - a potionPOTABLE, n.  Suitable for drinking.  Water is said to be
potable; indeed, some declare it our natural beverage,
although even they find it palatable only when suffering
from the recurrent disorder known as thirst, for which it
is a medicine. Upon nothing has so great and diligent
ingenuity been brought to bear in all ages and in all
countries, except the most uncivilized, as upon the
invention of substitutes for water. To hold that this
general aversion to that liquid has no basis in the
preservative instinct of the race is to be unscientific --
and without science we are as the snakes and toads.
        [ The Devil's Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce ]

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of booze ########## -----+------ |..........| |.........@-### |..........| #@##-...(......| ------------
d - a figurineThen it appeared in Paris at just about the time that Paris
was full of Carlists who had to get out of Spain. One of
them must have brought it with him, but, whoever he was, it's
likely he knew nothing about its real value. It had been --
no doubt as a precaution during the Carlist trouble in Spain
-- painted or enameled over to look like nothing more than a
fairly interesting black statuette. And in that disguise,
sir, it was, you might say, kicked around Paris for seventy
years by private owners and dealers too stupid to see what
it was under the skin.
        [ The Maltese Falcon, by Dashiell Hammett ]

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of a bear. ########## -----+------ |..........| |.........@-### |..........| ####-...@......| ------------
@ "Hey, I thought this was suppose to be a capture the b33r mode..."
@ "Hush."
Capture the b34r (http://minilien.com/?blRNOgAvA0).


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Average rating: Poor
Number of ratings: 29

Comments

Dav November 15, 2007 02:51
First comment: 26 June, 2004 147 comments written
Is Dudley's Dungeon just a bunch of ads now? Rated Poor.
Sock November 15, 2007 03:11
First comment: 15 November, 2007 1 comments written
Yes. Where's the '0' when you need it?
Grognor November 15, 2007 03:34
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Well I'm glad I'm not the only one.
Armv November 15, 2007 06:22
First comment: 5 October, 2006 28 comments written
It doesn't bother me that it was an ad. What bugs me is it was just plain bad. References... do not automatically amusing. However, one good thing has come of this. I'll dust off the achieve I have been building of comics. They all will submitted.
Nameless November 15, 2007 08:48
First comment: 29 December, 2004 281 comments written
I suddenly feel much better about my last story arc.
Plastic Imitation of Grognor November 15, 2007 14:27
First comment: 15 November, 2007 1 comments written
Both this strip and the one before are entirely outside the set of things I have the faintest idea about. Want moar NetHack jokes plzthnx.
Skyrock November 15, 2007 15:01
First comment: 26 July, 2007 41 comments written
I P on thee! This isn't the slightest bit amusing, and the ad shit doesn't help much either.

I'll write down a comic where Dudley just walks down a hallway, opens a doorThrough me you pass into the city of woe:
Through me you pass into eternal pain:
Through me among the people lost for aye.
Justice the founder of my fabric mov'd:
To rear me was the task of power divine,
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love.
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure.
All hope abandon ye who enter here.
        [ The Inferno, from The Divine Comedy of Dante
                Alighieri, translated by H.F. Cary ]

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and gets slain by a newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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, that would be way more amusing.
Grey Knight November 15, 2007 15:28
First comment: 20 October, 2005 116 comments written
Maybe Dion put these up deliberately to get us to submit more often ;-o

I'll resend my strips after I get back home, I guess they must have gotten lost in the post!
One November 16, 2007 00:20
First comment: 13 September, 2004 13 comments written
Fail.
Slowpoke November 16, 2007 00:57
First comment: 27 February, 2007 239 comments written
I give this one a pity-M because I can't really believe anyone's viral marketing plan involves an audience of about 20.
Hpp3 November 16, 2007 01:28
First comment: 16 November, 2007 1 comments written
This is... crap.
Eskimo November 16, 2007 08:42
First comment: 14 April, 2004 166 comments written
The more people complain the better this gets. Slowpoke already had me grinning. I'm going to be the odd one out rating then :)
Nameless Fairy November 16, 2007 09:31
First comment: 26 September, 2007 22 comments written
I threw up a little in my mouth.
Zombie of Grognor November 16, 2007 20:55
First comment: 16 November, 2007 2 comments written
Must... eat... brains... of... fakes...
Zombie of Grognor November 16, 2007 20:56
First comment: 16 November, 2007 2 comments written
BRAINS...
Antheridium November 18, 2007 00:20
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
Yeah, it's tacky and nonsensical... but I'm not sure why everyone seems to think it's the worst comic ever.
Grognor November 18, 2007 01:35
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Antheridium: can you name a worse one? This one doesn't even try to be funny.
Fathead November 20, 2007 17:31
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Feeling generous, I grant thee an Em.
T.K. December 4, 2007 23:45
First comment: 14 October, 2007 13 comments written
Now, I like DD, and I like MT.
However, this is not a reference, this is straight up plagiarism.
The last one, I liked.
This one...mediocre, at best.

And also, there's no way these are advertisements. If anything, they're ads for DD, trying to lure in MT fans. MT doesn't need advertising on such a backwater webcomic as DD. (No offense meant, but let's face it, this site isn't really the most popular on the 'net.)

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