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Thursday, 11 November, 2004

by Daverd

# ---.-- \|....\| \|....\| \|....@# \|....\| #\|....\| #-..... ------ You wrest one last charge from the worn-out wand'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority. 'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.' He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice. 'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry Saruman fell back and crawled away. [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.. For what do you wish?	# ---.-- \|....\| \|....\| \|....@# \|....\| #\|....\| #-..... ------ @ "Eh, screw it. These wishes never turn out right anyway. I just want something to eat."	# ---.-- \|....\| \|....\| \|....@# \|....\| #\|....\| #-..... ------ i - a cockatriceOnce in a great while, when the positions of the stars are just right, a seven-year-old rooster will lay an egg. Then, along will come a snake, to coil around the egg, or a toad, to squat upon the egg, keeping it warm and helping it to hatch. When it hatches, out comes a creature called basilisk, or cockatrice, the most deadly of all creatures. A single glance from its yellow, piercing toad's eyes will kill both man and beast. Its power of destruction is said to be so great that sometimes simply to hear its hiss can prove fatal. Its breath is so venomous that it causes all vegetation to wither. There is, however, one creature which can withstand the basilisk's deadly gaze, and this is the weasel. No one knows why this is so, but although the fierce weasel can slay the basilisk, it will itself be killed in the struggle. Perhaps the weasel knows the basilisk's fatal weakness: if it ever sees its own reflection in a mirror it will perish instantly. But even a dead basilisk is dangerous, for it is said that merely touching its lifeless body can cause a person to sicken and die. [ Mythical Beasts by Deirdre Headon (The Leprechaun Library) and other sources ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. corpse. You turn to stone... @ "Crap."	------------ / REST IN \ / PEACE \ / \ \| Dudley \| \| killed by \| \| irony \| \| * * * \| /\\_/(\/(/\)\//\/\|
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Schnee	November 11, 2004 02:08
First comment: 10 November, 2004	76 comments written
Does wishing for a cockatriceOnce in a great while, when the positions of the stars are just right, a seven-year-old rooster will lay an egg. Then, along will come a snake, to coil around the egg, or a toad, to squat upon the egg, keeping it warm and helping it to hatch. When it hatches, out comes a creature called basilisk, or cockatrice, the most deadly of all creatures. A single glance from its yellow, piercing toad's eyes will kill both man and beast. Its power of destruction is said to be so great that sometimes simply to hear its hiss can prove fatal. Its breath is so venomous that it causes all vegetation to wither. There is, however, one creature which can withstand the basilisk's deadly gaze, and this is the weasel. No one knows why this is so, but although the fierce weasel can slay the basilisk, it will itself be killed in the struggle. Perhaps the weasel knows the basilisk's fatal weakness: if it ever sees its own reflection in a mirror it will perish instantly. But even a dead basilisk is dangerous, for it is said that merely touching its lifeless body can cause a person to sicken and die. [ Mythical Beasts by Deirdre Headon (The Leprechaun Library) and other sources ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. corpse (assuming you're not wearing gloves) kill you?
Mantar	November 11, 2004 04:07
First comment: 17 June, 2004	197 comments written
Only if you're Dudley. For the rest of us, it appears in your pack.
Fathead	April 13, 2006 00:06
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
That's not supposed to happen!
Grognor	April 7, 2007 05:10
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
Again, hilarious.
HK	June 6, 2007 06:38
First comment: 1 June, 2007	309 comments written
LOL. It's not written by Dion, but I got over that.

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