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Dudley's dungeon -- Thursday, 11 November, 2004

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Thursday, 11 November, 2004 by Daverd
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@ "Eh, screw it. These wishes never turn out right anyway. I just want something to eat."
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   /  REST IN   \   
  /    PEACE     \  
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 |     Dudley     | 
 |    killed by   | 
 |     irony      | 
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Schnee November 11, 2004 02:08
First comment: 10 November, 2004 76 comments written
Does wishing for a cockatriceOnce in a great while, when the positions of the stars are
just right, a seven-year-old rooster will lay an egg. Then,
along will come a snake, to coil around the egg, or a toad,
to squat upon the egg, keeping it warm and helping it to
hatch. When it hatches, out comes a creature called basilisk,
or cockatrice, the most deadly of all creatures. A single
glance from its yellow, piercing toad's eyes will kill both
man and beast. Its power of destruction is said to be so
great that sometimes simply to hear its hiss can prove fatal.
Its breath is so venomous that it causes all vegetation
to wither.

There is, however, one creature which can withstand the
basilisk's deadly gaze, and this is the weasel. No one knows
why this is so, but although the fierce weasel can slay the
basilisk, it will itself be killed in the struggle. Perhaps
the weasel knows the basilisk's fatal weakness: if it ever
sees its own reflection in a mirror it will perish instantly.
But even a dead basilisk is dangerous, for it is said that
merely touching its lifeless body can cause a person to
sicken and die.
[ Mythical Beasts by Deirdre Headon (The Leprechaun Library)
and other sources ]

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corpse (assuming you're not wearing gloves) kill you?
Mantar November 11, 2004 04:07
First comment: 17 June, 2004 197 comments written
Only if you're Dudley. For the rest of us, it appears in your pack.
Fathead April 13, 2006 00:06
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
That's not supposed to happen!
Grognor April 7, 2007 05:10
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Again, hilarious.
HK June 6, 2007 06:38
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
LOL. It's not written by Dion, but I got over that.

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