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Wednesday, 10 November, 2004 by Daverd
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@ "Well, this thing should still have a couple more wishes in it."
For what do you wish?
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Schnee November 10, 2004 00:52
First comment: 10 November, 2004 76 comments written
He sure asked for that one.
Karred November 10, 2004 01:30
First comment: 10 November, 2004 1 comments written
aye
nothingxs November 10, 2004 04:57
First comment: 21 July, 2004 13 comments written
Dudley needs to learn how to wish before he goes around wishing for anything.
Coffee Zombie November 10, 2004 08:21
First comment: 11 June, 2004 18 comments written
You hear someone playing "A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes"
Cetra November 10, 2004 21:10
First comment: 28 June, 2004 38 comments written
@ "Jeez, I'm sick of these newts. I never want to fight another newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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again."
(Grave"Who'd care to dig 'em," said the old, old man,
"Those six feet marked in chalk?
Much I talk, more I walk;
Time I were buried," said the old, old man.
        [ Three Songs to the Same Tune, by W.B. Yeats ]

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pic) Here lies Dudley ~ ambushed by a newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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Fathead April 13, 2006 00:05
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
That should've been, "I want to teleport about this place," and, "I never want another demonIt is often very hard to discover what any given Demon looks
like, apart from a general impression of large size, huge
fangs, staring eyes, many limbs, and an odd color; but all
accounts agree that Demons are very powerful, very Magic (in
a nonhuman manner), and made of some substance that can squeeze
through a keyhole yet not be pierced with a Sword. This makes
them difficult to deal with, even on the rare occasions when
they are friendly.
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

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to come near me again."
Grognor April 7, 2007 05:10
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
The wand of'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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wishing hits! You die... --More--

Excellently hilarious.
HK June 6, 2007 06:35
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
Sounds like a djinniThe djinn are genies from the elemental plane of Air. There,
among their kind, they have their own societies. They are
sometimes encountered on earth and may even be summoned here
to perform some service for powerful wizards. The wizards
often leave them about for later service, safely tucked away
in a flask or lamp. Once in a while, such a tool is found by
a lucky rogue, and some djinn are known to be so grateful
when released that they might grant their rescuer a wish.

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