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Friday, 9 November, 2007 by Nameless
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GuardThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. 83 "Should... Should we ready our fallen comrades for funeral services?" 
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@ "What? No, leave them. A few more sacrifices should get me pretty close to crowning." 
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@ "Also, it's been a while since I last ate, and..." 
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@ "... what? Don't give me that look. We can't SELL them. And food rations don't come cheap." 
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@ "... Look, Why do you think I called them 'K'-rations? You're chaotic, your gods won't care." 
GuardThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts.  They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed.  See license for details. 83 vomits!    
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@ "Oh for the love of... You're all fired. I'm summoning JuiblexLittle is known about the Faceless Lord, even the correct
spelling of his name. He does not have a physical form as
we know it, and those who have peered into his realm claim
he is a slime-like creature who swallows other creatures
alive, spits acidic secretions, and causes disease in his
victims which can be almost instantly fatal.

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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Slowpoke November 9, 2007 02:07
First comment: 27 February, 2007 239 comments written
The K-ration pun finally won me over.
G November 9, 2007 02:16
First comment: 5 October, 2005 82 comments written
Yeah, this one IS funny.
Antheridium November 9, 2007 05:37
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
Cudley is still an adventurer in all the ways that matter, I see.

JuiblexLittle is known about the Faceless Lord, even the correct
spelling of his name. He does not have a physical form as
we know it, and those who have peered into his realm claim
he is a slime-like creature who swallows other creatures
alive, spits acidic secretions, and causes disease in his
victims which can be almost instantly fatal.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. would vomit just as much, though. If for entirely different reasons.
Fathead November 9, 2007 05:55
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Yeah Slowpoke: that, and the "GuardThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. 83 vomits!" line.
Mikoangelo November 9, 2007 08:52
First comment: 19 October, 2005 82 comments written
... why does a potionPOTABLE, n. Suitable for drinking. Water is said to be
potable; indeed, some declare it our natural beverage,
although even they find it palatable only when suffering
from the recurrent disorder known as thirst, for which it
is a medicine. Upon nothing has so great and diligent
ingenuity been brought to bear in all ages and in all
countries, except the most uncivilized, as upon the
invention of substitutes for water. To hold that this
general aversion to that liquid has no basis in the
preservative instinct of the race is to be unscientific --
and without science we are as the snakes and toads.
        [ The Devil's Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. appear next to GuardThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. 83 in the last panel ... ?

I'm scared to think of its effects.
  November 9, 2007 09:27
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
SOYLE... I MEAN K-RATION IS PEOPLE!
jukka November 9, 2007 12:28
First comment: 22 November, 2006 57 comments written
Mikoangelo, I think the potionPOTABLE, n. Suitable for drinking. Water is said to be
potable; indeed, some declare it our natural beverage,
although even they find it palatable only when suffering
from the recurrent disorder known as thirst, for which it
is a medicine. Upon nothing has so great and diligent
ingenuity been brought to bear in all ages and in all
countries, except the most uncivilized, as upon the
invention of substitutes for water. To hold that this
general aversion to that liquid has no basis in the
preservative instinct of the race is to be unscientific --
and without science we are as the snakes and toads.
        [ The Devil's Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. represents a pool of vomit..
SQLGuru November 9, 2007 14:08
First comment: 23 October, 2006 77 comments written
Vomit = potionPOTABLE, n. Suitable for drinking. Water is said to be
potable; indeed, some declare it our natural beverage,
although even they find it palatable only when suffering
from the recurrent disorder known as thirst, for which it
is a medicine. Upon nothing has so great and diligent
ingenuity been brought to bear in all ages and in all
countries, except the most uncivilized, as upon the
invention of substitutes for water. To hold that this
general aversion to that liquid has no basis in the
preservative instinct of the race is to be unscientific --
and without science we are as the snakes and toads.
        [ The Devil's Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. of sickness? I like the soylent green reference.
Slowpoke November 10, 2007 02:02
First comment: 27 February, 2007 239 comments written
SQLGuru: If you liked the Soylent Green reference, how about this:

Identify what?
A spellbookThe Book of Three lay closed on the table. Taran had never
been allowed to read the volume for himself; now he was sure
it held more than Dallben chose to tell him. In the sun-
filled room, with Dallben still meditating and showing no
sign of stopping, Taran rose and moved through the shimmering
beams. From the forest came the monotonous tick of a beetle.
His hands reached for the cover. Taran gasped in pain and
snatched them away. They smarted as if each of his fingers
had been stung by hornets. He jumped back, stumbled against
the bench, and dropped to the floor, where he put his fingers
woefully into his mouth.
Dallben's eyes blinked open. He peered at Taran and yawned
slowly. "You had better see Coll about a lotion for those
hands," he advised. "Otherwise, I shouldn't be surprised if
they blistered."
        [ The Book of Three, by Lloyd Alexander ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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Too obscure?
Grognor November 10, 2007 04:51
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Slowpoke: Not obscure ENOUGH. Everyone knows about that.

Rated Excellent, as if I had any other choice.
Grognor November 10, 2007 13:44
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Liar, I am the REAL Grognor. And you cannot rate it excellent because I do so.
Grognor November 11, 2007 03:03
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
^ = fake
(I'll just do this from now on)
Grognor November 11, 2007 20:38
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
^ = fake
(No, I'LL do this from now on)
Fathead November 13, 2007 16:11
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
All four of you are nutsoes.
T.K. December 4, 2007 23:27
First comment: 14 October, 2007 13 comments written
Maybe Grognor has split personalities...
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