Dudley's dungeon



Friday, 9 November, 2007 by Nameless
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Guard 83 "Should... Should we ready our fallen comrades for funeral services?"
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@ "What? No, leave them. A few more sacrifices should get me pretty close to crowning."
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@ "Also, it's been a while since I last ate, and..."
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@ "... what? Don't give me that look. We can't SELL them. And food rations don't come cheap."
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@ "... Look, Why do you think I called them 'K'-rations? You're chaotic, your gods won't care."
Guard 83 vomits!    
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@ "Oh for the love of... You're all fired. I'm summoning Juiblex instead."


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