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Dudley's dungeon -- Friday, 6 July, 2007

Dudley's dungeon

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Friday, 6 July, 2007 by L
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Average rating: Good
Number of ratings: 21

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Slowpoke July 6, 2007 00:47
First comment: 27 February, 2007 239 comments written
It's funny because it's true.
Wonderer July 6, 2007 01:04
First comment: 22 March, 2007 106 comments written
Pretty much summarises modern life...
Mordae July 6, 2007 02:39
First comment: 11 May, 2007 116 comments written
Only if it was NetHack, he'd get to the end to find "The gold pieceA metal of characteristic yellow colour, the most precious
metal used as a common commercial medium of exchange. Symbol,
Au; at. no. 79; at. wt. 197.2. It is the most malleable
and ductile of all metals, and very heavy (sp. gr., 19.3).
It is quite unalterable by heat, moisture, and most
corrosive agents, and therefore well suited for its use in
coin and jewelry.
[ Webster's New International Dictionary
         of the English Language, Second Edition ]

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is actually a giantGiants have always walked the earth, though they are rare in
these times. They range in size from little over nine feet
to a towering twenty feet or more. The larger ones use huge
boulders as weapons, hurling them over large distances. All
types of giants share a love for men - roasted, boiled, or
fried. Their table manners are legendary.

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mimicThe ancestors of the modern day chameleon, these creatures can
assume the form of anything in their surroundings. They may
assume the shape of objects or dungeon features. Unlike the
chameleon though, which assumes the shape of another creature
and goes in hunt of food, the mimic waits patiently for its
meals to come in search of it.

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!"
DaHusky July 6, 2007 06:31
First comment: 4 June, 2007 27 comments written
Ouch. Too true
KC Wong July 6, 2007 07:13
First comment: 9 January, 2007 4 comments written
I would just dig the walls open though.
Nameless July 6, 2007 10:10
First comment: 29 December, 2004 281 comments written
Sad, but so very often true.
Mordae - The experience from a giantGiants have always walked the earth, though they are rare in
these times. They range in size from little over nine feet
to a towering twenty feet or more. The larger ones use huge
boulders as weapons, hurling them over large distances. All
types of giants share a love for men - roasted, boiled, or
fried. Their table manners are legendary.

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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mimicThe ancestors of the modern day chameleon, these creatures can
assume the form of anything in their surroundings. They may
assume the shape of objects or dungeon features. Unlike the
chameleon though, which assumes the shape of another creature
and goes in hunt of food, the mimic waits patiently for its
meals to come in search of it.

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would probably be preferable to a single gold pieceA metal of characteristic yellow colour, the most precious
metal used as a common commercial medium of exchange. Symbol,
Au; at. no. 79; at. wt. 197.2. It is the most malleable
and ductile of all metals, and very heavy (sp. gr., 19.3).
It is quite unalterable by heat, moisture, and most
corrosive agents, and therefore well suited for its use in
coin and jewelry.
[ Webster's New International Dictionary
         of the English Language, Second Edition ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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.
Mordae July 6, 2007 14:11
First comment: 11 May, 2007 116 comments written
Nameless - If he survived. We all know how Dudley is with newts...
Mighty Tater July 6, 2007 15:10
First comment: 8 February, 2007 15 comments written
Mordae - He might fare better, after all :!=m
SQLGuru July 6, 2007 15:45
First comment: 23 October, 2006 77 comments written
That summarizes the whole experience of the game in one comic.

Panel 1: Excitement
Panel 2: Determination
Panel 3: Frustration
Panel 4: Grit
Panel 5: Sense of Accomplishment
Panel 6: Agony

That's pretty much my range of emotion anytime I play.

Layne
  July 6, 2007 16:32
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
Pretty funny, though as a non-native English speaker I found the interjections pretty weird before reading the comments.
Slowpoke July 6, 2007 17:48
First comment: 27 February, 2007 239 comments written
As an English speaker, I can assure you that these interjections barely qualify as language. :)
Antheridium July 8, 2007 13:39
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
Nasty. Ironic. Highly appropriate for Gehennom.
snafu July 9, 2007 01:12
First comment: 3 November, 2006 15 comments written
Surely even Dudley must know that running around Gehennom without a lightStrange creatures formed from energy rather than matter,
lights are given to self-destructive behavior when battling
foes.

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is likely to end in tears.. although the absence of newts must make it somewhat of a relief :)
Antheridium July 9, 2007 02:36
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
Maybe he has infravision.
Grognor July 9, 2007 09:31
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Man, this comic just doesn't appeal to me for some reason.
Dantopia July 10, 2007 23:02
First comment: 10 July, 2007 6 comments written
Yes yes, life is a ratRats are long-tailed rodents. They are aggressive,
omnivorous, and adaptable, often carrying diseases.

"The rat," said O'Brien, still addressing his invisible
audience, "although a rodent, is carnivorous. You are aware
of that. You will have heard of the things that happen in
the poor quarters of this town. In some streets a woman dare
not leave her baby alone in the house, even for five minutes.
The rats are certain to attack it. Within quite a small time
they will strip it to the bones. They also attack sick or
dying people. They show astonishing intelligence in knowing
when a human being is helpless."
        [ 1984, by George Orwell ]

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race, we all just strive towards the bottom line, etc etc etc.
A Mediocre rating is earned.
Fathead July 11, 2007 18:49
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Good gravy.

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