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Dudley's dungeon -- Wednesday, 11 October, 2006

Dudley's dungeon

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Wednesday, 11 October, 2006 by 1338h4x
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Grunt October 11, 2006 00:12
First comment: 25 July, 2006 36 comments written
A type of joke long past its prime.
Gadora October 11, 2006 00:29
First comment: 21 September, 2006 88 comments written
Alas, a newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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joke. They are, as Grunt didst type, to old to be funny. (And not old enough to be, for lack of a better term, old-school.)
Alcari October 11, 2006 00:34
First comment: 11 September, 2006 93 comments written
Can SomeoneElse do a comic?
Kernigh October 11, 2006 04:16
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
<sarcasm>Yes, those newts are old and uninteresting. Also, this "Dudley" character appears in almost every comic, and does not anymore add value to the strip. Further, the whole plot about MolochAnd the Lord spake unto Moses, saying,
Again, thou shalt say to the children of Israel, Whosoever
he be of the children of Israel, or of the strangers that
sojourn in Israel, that giveth any of his seed unto Molech;
he shall surely be put to death: the people of the land shall
stone him with stones.
And I will set my face against that man, and will cut him off
from among his people; because he hath given of his seed unto
Molech, to defile my sanctuary, and to profane my holy name.
And if the people of the land do any ways hide their eyes
from the man, when he giveth of his seed unto Molech, and kill
him not:
Then I will set my face against that man, and against his
family, and will cut him off, and all that go a whoring after
him, to commit whoredom with Molech, from among their people.
        [ Leviticus 20:1-5 ]

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and the Amulet of YendorThis mysterious talisman is the object of your quest. It is
said to possess powers which mere mortals can scarcely
comprehend, let alone utilize. The gods will grant the gift of
immortality to the adventurer who can deliver it from the
depths of Moloch's Sanctum and offer it on the appropriate high
altar on the Astral Plane.

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has been repeated to death[Pestilence:] And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals,
and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four
beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a white
horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given
unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.

[War:] And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the
second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another
horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon
to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one
another: and there was given unto him a great sword.

[Famine:] And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the
third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black
horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his
hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say,
A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley
for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.

[Death:] And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the
voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and
behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death,
and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over
the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with
hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
[ Revelations of John, 6:1-8 ]

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.</sarcasm>
Armv October 11, 2006 04:51
First comment: 5 October, 2006 28 comments written
Despite that the concept maybe dried out like a prune, it is slightly amusing watching everyone else whine. In a webOh what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practise to deceive!
        [ Marmion, by Sir Walter Scott ]

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comic sense, I can understand bringing a dead joke back to life (even if by "life" it is really a decaying flesh-consuming undead). However, one point I must make sure not to over step is that the reference should be qualified. Now, if Dion might have done this, I may have given it a good instead of a fair. If you can't tell, I decided that lurking was getting old (I made myself ascend frist before I was allowed to post here, took me four months).
acheron October 11, 2006 05:47
First comment: 1 June, 2004 63 comments written
Come on, haven't seen newts for awhile. I chuckled.
Eskimo October 11, 2006 08:59
First comment: 14 April, 2004 166 comments written
Hey, it's more than one newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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after all... stop whining... :)
ThomasLB October 11, 2006 11:45
First comment: 7 September, 2006 13 comments written
Henny Youngman told the same jokes his whole life, and was funny every time. It's all about presentation.
Roger Barnett October 11, 2006 14:56
First comment: 7 April, 2006 143 comments written
You never know... they might not be newts. They might be woodchucks.
GreyKnight October 11, 2006 15:07
First comment: 24 March, 2006 48 comments written
Woodchucks are 'r'
Alcari October 11, 2006 22:32
First comment: 11 September, 2006 93 comments written
could be a piranhaThey live in "schools." Many times they will wait for prey
to come to the shallow water of the river. Then the large
group of piranhas will attack. These large groups are able
to kill large animals... Their lower teeth fit perfectly
into the spaces of their upper teeth, creating a tremendous
vice-like bite... Piranhas are attracted to any disturbance
in the water.
        [ http://www.animalsoftherainforest.com ]

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oh wait.
Gadora October 12, 2006 04:40
First comment: 21 September, 2006 88 comments written
acheron: Thou art wrong, the last time we didst espy a newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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was nought but five comics ago. (Yes, it is fake Old English... 'tis one of my vices.)
Rose October 12, 2006 04:51
First comment: 3 July, 2006 79 comments written
well I like the running newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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jokes :)
Fathead October 14, 2006 03:04
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Ah, a newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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comic! (Gotta remember to update.)

Dudley you coward.
Fathead November 16, 2006 23:35
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
The Newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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Grognor April 20, 2007 07:04
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
You know what? There's nothing wrong with newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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jokes.

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