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Tuesday, 3 October, 2006 by L
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@ "Not again... Not after so many times..."
d "Hey Noobley, are you ticklish?"
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@ "Time for bodyguard duty."
d "If you want me to take your possessions, give no reply."


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Rose October 3, 2006 00:01
First comment: 3 July, 2006 79 comments written
Hey, its two comics in one! I like that :)

I think 'literal' is used correctly, with dogley being the one stealing. literal as in actual; pretending to sell but actually stealing
Rose October 3, 2006 00:07
First comment: 3 July, 2006 79 comments written
poor noobley. next they'll be shaving off his eyebrows and dunking his hand in maple syrup

can a comment be removed? the latest comic updated while I was submitting and my comment landed on today's comic instead of yesterday's
Fathead October 3, 2006 00:49
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Goodness sakes, Wesley.

Rose, for future reference, the comics are updated at 4pm, MDT. (5 Central, 6 Mountain, 3 Pacific, and Midnight CEST, i.e. UTC +2)
Gadora October 3, 2006 00:59
First comment: 21 September, 2006 88 comments written
Ah, how easy it is to laugh at the truth.

I call dibs on the potions!
Grunt October 3, 2006 05:11
First comment: 25 July, 2006 36 comments written
Alas, we've all been there at some point. :)
Noone at all October 3, 2006 08:38
First comment: 18 September, 2006 3 comments written
"If you want me to take your possessions, give no reply."

Ooh, I know that! Its like when my ISP wrote "If you don't reply, we assume you received our e-mail and agree to us raising your DSL price by 10 Euros".
Alcari October 3, 2006 09:48
First comment: 11 September, 2006 93 comments written
"If you don't reply, we assume you received our e-mail and agree to us raising your DSL price by 10 Euros".

indeed indeed, the joke is very good, even the urge to hit floating eyes feel familiar (although I usually do it by mistake)
Roger Barnett October 3, 2006 10:00
First comment: 7 April, 2006 143 comments written
The temptation to attack them is huge
  October 3, 2006 13:12
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
Yeah it is.
  October 3, 2006 13:21
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
resistance is futile
  October 3, 2006 17:25
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
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SomeoneElse October 3, 2006 17:26
First comment: 11 September, 2006 143 comments written
I think they should give Wes an amulet of"The complete Amulet can keep off all the things that make
people unhappy -- jealousy, bad temper, pride, disagreeableness,
greediness, selfishness, laziness. Evil spirits, people called
them when the Amulet was made. Don't you think it would be nice
to have it?"
"Very," said the children, quite without enthusiasm.
"And it can give you strength and courage."
"That's better," said Cyril.
"And virtue."
"I suppose it's nice to have that," said Jane, but not with much
interest.
"And it can give you your heart's desire."
"Now you're talking," said Robert.
        [ The Story of the Amulet, by Edith Nesbit ]

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reflection, just so he can kill the eyes.


Or, maybe they can watchThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

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him suffer.
SomeoneElse October 3, 2006 17:27
First comment: 11 September, 2006 143 comments written
...What's up with the pop-up on "watchThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

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" in my above post?
Nobody Special October 3, 2006 22:27
First comment: 8 June, 2005 118 comments written
It's the NetHack bestiary entry for the Minetown WatchThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

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, the generic humanThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

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one.
Arch Leech October 4, 2006 14:12
First comment: 28 September, 2006 8 comments written
Lesser known fact: gas spores will never explode at you, so they should be left alone too.
rpresser October 4, 2006 21:10
First comment: 6 October, 2005 51 comments written
You know what, you're right! I didn't know that. Gas spores aren't "peaceful" -- they will move towards you as if to attack -- but they have no attack other than exploding when they die. They are the only such monster; floating eyes and some other monsters have no active attacks, only defense attacks; gas spores are unique.
Grognor April 20, 2007 04:11
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Just throw stuff at it! If you only have one weapon, just throw that over and over, as floating eyes can move. Slowly, but still can.

Holy Gehennm, I just realized!

BOOM*
1338h4x May 10, 2007 22:53
First comment: 19 September, 2006 102 comments written
Once, I was in a corridor, and eyes wereIn 1573, the Parliament of Dole published a decree, permitting
the inhabitants of the Franche-Comte to pursue and kill a
were-wolf or loup-garou, which infested that province,
"notwithstanding the existing laws concerning the chase."
The people were empowered to "assemble with javelins,
halberds, pikes, arquebuses and clubs, to hunt and pursue the
said were-wolf in all places where they could find it, and to
take, burn, and kill it, without incurring any fine or other
penalty." The hunt seems to have been successful, if we may
judge from the fact that the same tribunal in the following
year condemned to be burned a man named Giles Garnier, who
ran on all fours in the forest and fields and devoured little
children, "even on Friday." The poor lycanthrope, it appears,
had as slight respect for ecclesiastical feasts as the French
pig, which was not restrained by any feeling of piety from
eating infants on a fast day.
        [ The History of Vampires, by Dudley Wright ]

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on both sides of me. "Well, at least no monsters can get to me..."


Guess how that one ended.
Grognor June 13, 2007 02:47
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
You starved to death[Pestilence:] And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals,
and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four
beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a white
horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given
unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.

[War:] And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the
second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another
horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon
to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one
another: and there was given unto him a great sword.

[Famine:] And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the
third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black
horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his
hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say,
A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley
for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.

[Death:] And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the
voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and
behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death,
and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over
the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with
hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
[ Revelations of John, 6:1-8 ]

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