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Dudley's dungeon -- Wednesday, 7 June, 2006

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Wednesday, 7 June, 2006 by L
                    
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@ "C'mon Dogley, walk on the pile of armour."
d "I'd rather not."
                    
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@ "I need to know if it's cursed or not."
d "I am not in the mood for it."
                    
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@ "Please, Dogley?"
d "Not in the least."
                    
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@ "Pretty please?"
d "Oh, alright, master. But I'm not going to enjoy it!"
                    
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Dogley moves only reluctantly.
@ "Okay! That means..."
                    
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@ "...that I still don't know if they're cursed!"
d "That'll be 40 zorkmids, please."


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  June 7, 2006 07:41
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
Quoted from Marvin? Marvelous. :)
Dion June 7, 2006 13:42
First comment: 2 February, 2004 100 comments written
You might enjoy this week of comics:
http://www.nicolaas.net/dudley/index.php?f=20040308
(The story ends on Thursday, but you'd have to read Friday, too...)
Janos June 7, 2006 15:57
First comment: 18 August, 2005 40 comments written
Huh? I don't get it.
. June 7, 2006 17:57
First comment: 7 December, 2005 48 comments written
When your pet is forced to move onto a square containing a cursed item, it gives the message "[so-and-so] moves only reluctantly" -- and from that one can guess that something is cursed. The joke here was that Dogley just wasn't in the mood for walking on the piece of armour: as a result, Dudley couldn't tell whether or not the message "Dogley moves only reluctantly" was because the item was cursed, or because Dogley just didn't feel like it.
Fathead July 22, 2006 00:59
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
...And there was more than one.
Grognor April 19, 2007 04:48
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
GAH!

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