Dudley's dungeon
Friday, 9 December, 2005 |
by L |
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@ Throw long sword The long sword hits the ! You kill the !
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@ "After all that, I think I need a drink..." quaff
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gushes forth from the overflowing ! @ "My sword! It's fallen in the !"
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@ "How am I supposed to go on without a weapon? RNG's so unfair..."
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n "Weary adventurer, why art thou so sullen?" @ "My trusty sword fell deep in that pool there."
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n "Allow me to fetch it for you."
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n "My, there seem to be quite a few swords in this pool."
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n "Is this your sword?" a blessed +3 silver . @ "Um.."
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n "Is this your sword?" a blessed rustproof +5 . @ "Er..."
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n "Or is... this your sword?" an uncursed rusted +0 long sword. @ "Well..."
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@ "...I can't lie. Much as I want the other swords, my actual sword is the rusted one."
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a - an uncursed rusted +0 long sword. n "Your honesty is truly virtuous."
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n "But..." The wields a blessed rustproof +5 !
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/ REST IN \
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| Dudley |
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@ "See? That's why Lawful conduct is so unrewarding."
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Nameless |
December 9, 2005 00:49
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First comment: 29 December, 2004 |
281 comments written |
LOL. The punchline was way better than I expected. |
Daverd |
December 9, 2005 02:02
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First comment: 18 August, 2004 |
26 comments written |
Amazing! I was expecting her to bring him an ... of the lakes and all that. |
shel |
December 9, 2005 10:23
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First comment: 19 August, 2005 |
107 comments written |
pwned! |
Mikoangelo |
December 9, 2005 11:08
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First comment: 19 October, 2005 |
82 comments written |
Genious !! |
jemarch |
December 9, 2005 15:20
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First comment: 10 October, 2005 |
14 comments written |
great! |
Lajunen |
December 9, 2005 17:29
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First comment: 9 December, 2005 |
2 comments written |
There have been excellent dudleys lately. Thanks! |
stormy |
December 10, 2005 13:30
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First comment: 9 July, 2005 |
44 comments written |
My question: "Which character represents a pool of or moat or a pool of lava?"
Bit hard not to get that one right with today's comic… |
acheron |
December 10, 2005 18:32
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First comment: 1 June, 2004 |
63 comments written |
Which is helpful, since I play with IBMGraphics, which doesn't use that character for (or the same character), so I always get that one wrong... well, now I know. :P |
The Ghost Of : Past |
December 11, 2005 09:14
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First comment: 11 December, 2005 |
1 comments written |
Doesn't it magically turn in to when that happens? |
Nobody Special |
December 13, 2005 01:20
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First comment: 8 June, 2005 |
118 comments written |
No, you need to #dip it yourself, among other things. |
Fathead |
July 18, 2006 21:53
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
What? Isn't there some advantage to Lawful? |
Fathead |
April 17, 2007 04:55
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
No. Lawful conduct is widely considered to be the most difficult. While neutral is widely considered to be the easiest. |
Grognor |
July 25, 2007 06:01
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First comment: 4 April, 2007 |
1161 comments written |
hello. |
kureshii |
March 16, 2008 14:00
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First comment: 8 March, 2008 |
37 comments written |
Nice... @ panel 5 I was thinking "trusty sword" + = "rusty sword", LOL... |
Blackened |
May 18, 2008 14:47
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First comment: 14 May, 2008 |
31 comments written |
Excellent! I smelt treason, but really didn't expect that. |
Linkhyrule5 |
August 15, 2008 08:19
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First comment: 15 August, 2008 |
3 comments written |
Actually, I think Chaotic is easiest; the artifacts stink, but its nice not to worry about killing the same race, etc. Though it is nice to just pick a high at random. |
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