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Dudley's dungeon -- Monday, 31 October, 2005

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Monday, 31 October, 2005 by L
                    
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@ "Innnn the red cooorner, it's the charm that deals out the harm... AMULET!"
                    
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@ "Aaaand, in the blue corner, weighing in at a cool 685 ml... POISON!"
                    
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@ "Ready? 3... 2... 1... FIGHT!"
                    
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@ "And Poison's the first off the blocks with a fine display of power!"
                    
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@ "'Hey Amulet"The complete Amulet can keep off all the things that make
people unhappy -- jealousy, bad temper, pride, disagreeableness,
greediness, selfishness, laziness. Evil spirits, people called
them when the Amulet was made. Don't you think it would be nice
to have it?"
"Very," said the children, quite without enthusiasm.
"And it can give you strength and courage."
"That's better," said Cyril.
"And virtue."
"I suppose it's nice to have that," said Jane, but not with much
interest.
"And it can give you your heart's desire."
"Now you're talking," said Robert.
        [ The Story of the Amulet, by Edith Nesbit ]

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, you fight like a scrollAnd I was gazing on the surges prone,
With many a scalding tear and many a groan,
When at my feet emerg'd an old man's hand,
Grasping this scroll, and this same slender wand.
I knelt with pain--reached out my hand--had grasp'd
Those treasures--touch'd the knuckles--they unclasp'd--
I caught a finger: but the downward weight
O'erpowered me--it sank. Then 'gan abate
The storm, and through chill aguish gloom outburst
The comfortable sun. I was athirst
To search the book, and in the warming air
Parted its dripping leaves with eager care.
Strange matters did it treat of, and drew on
My soul page after page, till well-nigh won
Into forgetfulness; when, stupefied,
I read these words, and read again, and tried
My eyes against the heavens, and read again.
        [ Endymion, by John Keats ]

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'Takes one to know one, eh?'"
                    
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@ "Bzzow! A crushing blow! But Poison just rolls with the punches..."
                    
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@ "And here he comes... uh, um..."
                    
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@ "... well, how else did you expect me to remain sane in this madhouse?!"


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Comments

Daverd October 31, 2005 00:53
First comment: 18 August, 2004 26 comments written
Looks like Dudley drank a few too many potions of hallucination...
Aaron October 31, 2005 01:50
First comment: 11 March, 2004 32 comments written
I say... very funny.
L October 31, 2005 12:55
First comment: 10 February, 2005 285 comments written
It's amulet"The complete Amulet can keep off all the things that make
people unhappy -- jealousy, bad temper, pride, disagreeableness,
greediness, selfishness, laziness. Evil spirits, people called
them when the Amulet was made. Don't you think it would be nice
to have it?"
"Very," said the children, quite without enthusiasm.
"And it can give you strength and courage."
"That's better," said Cyril.
"And virtue."
"I suppose it's nice to have that," said Jane, but not with much
interest.
"And it can give you your heart's desire."
"Now you're talking," said Robert.
        [ The Story of the Amulet, by Edith Nesbit ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
versus poison!
Grey Knight October 31, 2005 14:23
First comment: 20 October, 2005 116 comments written
L:
> It's amulet"The complete Amulet can keep off all the things that make
people unhappy -- jealousy, bad temper, pride, disagreeableness,
greediness, selfishness, laziness. Evil spirits, people called
them when the Amulet was made. Don't you think it would be nice
to have it?"
"Very," said the children, quite without enthusiasm.
"And it can give you strength and courage."
"That's better," said Cyril.
"And virtue."
"I suppose it's nice to have that," said Jane, but not with much
interest.
"And it can give you your heart's desire."
"Now you're talking," said Robert.
        [ The Story of the Amulet, by Edith Nesbit ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
versus poison!
>
Gah! Can't believe I didn't get it. Still can't figure out what the dogA domestic animal, the _tame dog_ (_Canis familiaris_), of
which numerous breeds exist. The male is called a dog,
while the female is called a bitch. Because of its known
loyalty to man and gentleness with children, it is the
world's most popular domestic animal. It can easily be
trained to perform various tasks.

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's meant to be doing though... still, it seems to have Dudley confused as well.
Mikoangelo October 31, 2005 16:32
First comment: 19 October, 2005 82 comments written
Now that's just plain brilliance!
Sir Swinmyswordaboutalot October 31, 2005 17:36
First comment: 27 October, 2005 2 comments written
What about Demonbane vs ExcaliburAt first only its tip was visible, but then it rose, straight,
proud, all that was noble and great and wondrous. The tip of
the blade pointed toward the moon, as if it would cleave it
in two. The blade itself gleamed like a beacon in the night.
There was no light source for the sword to be reflecting
from, for the moon had darted behind a cloud in fear. The
sword was glowing from the intensity of its strength and
power and knowledge that it was justice incarnate, and that
after a slumber of uncounted years its time had again come.
After the blade broke the surface, the hilt was visible, and
holding the sword was a single strong, yet feminine hand,
wearing several rings that bore jewels sparkling with the
blue-green color of the ocean.
        [ Knight Life, by Peter David ]

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tek-69 May 21, 2006 17:11
First comment: 21 May, 2006 2 comments written
awesome
A655321 May 22, 2006 05:17
First comment: 22 May, 2006 4 comments written
Excellent punchline.
Fathead July 18, 2006 21:02
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
The dogA domestic animal, the _tame dog_ (_Canis familiaris_), of
which numerous breeds exist. The male is called a dog,
while the female is called a bitch. Because of its known
loyalty to man and gentleness with children, it is the
world's most popular domestic animal. It can easily be
trained to perform various tasks.

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
's to bring Dudley back to his senses.
noodmaster October 21, 2006 10:52
First comment: 21 October, 2006 1 comments written
I get that Dudley is insane, but why is it brilliant that it's amulet"The complete Amulet can keep off all the things that make
people unhappy -- jealousy, bad temper, pride, disagreeableness,
greediness, selfishness, laziness. Evil spirits, people called
them when the Amulet was made. Don't you think it would be nice
to have it?"
"Very," said the children, quite without enthusiasm.
"And it can give you strength and courage."
"That's better," said Cyril.
"And virtue."
"I suppose it's nice to have that," said Jane, but not with much
interest.
"And it can give you your heart's desire."
"Now you're talking," said Robert.
        [ The Story of the Amulet, by Edith Nesbit ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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vs poison...
Grognor April 16, 2007 09:25
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Double excellent.

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