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Monday, 3 October, 2005 by Plague
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V "Avada Kedavra!" 
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@ "NOOO! Sparky! I'll never let you get away with that, Vlademort! 
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What do you want to throw? [an or ?*]
n - the +0 MjollnirForged by the dwarves Eitri and Brokk, in response to Loki's
challenge, Mjollnir is an indestructible war hammer. It has
two magical properties: when thrown it always returned to
Thor's hand; and it could be made to shrink in size until it
could fit inside Thor's shirt. Its only flaw is that it has
a short handle. The other gods judged Mjollnir the winner of
the contest because, of all the treasures created, it alone had
the power to protect them from the giants. As the legends
surrounding Mjollnir grew, it began to take on the quality of
"vigja", or consecration. Thor used it to consecrate births,
weddings, and even to raise his goats from the dead. In the
Norse mythologies Mjollnir is considered to represent Thor's
governance over the entire cycle of life - fertility, birth,
destruction, and resurrection.

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MjollnirForged by the dwarves Eitri and Brokk, in response to Loki's
challenge, Mjollnir is an indestructible war hammer. It has
two magical properties: when thrown it always returned to
Thor's hand; and it could be made to shrink in size until it
could fit inside Thor's shirt. Its only flaw is that it has
a short handle. The other gods judged Mjollnir the winner of
the contest because, of all the treasures created, it alone had
the power to protect them from the giants. As the legends
surrounding Mjollnir grew, it began to take on the quality of
"vigja", or consecration. Thor used it to consecrate births,
weddings, and even to raise his goats from the dead. In the
Norse mythologies Mjollnir is considered to represent Thor's
governance over the entire cycle of life - fertility, birth,
destruction, and resurrection.

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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V "GWAHAHA! What now Dudley? MjollnirForged by the dwarves Eitri and Brokk, in response to Loki's
challenge, Mjollnir is an indestructible war hammer. It has
two magical properties: when thrown it always returned to
Thor's hand; and it could be made to shrink in size until it
could fit inside Thor's shirt. Its only flaw is that it has
a short handle. The other gods judged Mjollnir the winner of
the contest because, of all the treasures created, it alone had
the power to protect them from the giants. As the legends
surrounding Mjollnir grew, it began to take on the quality of
"vigja", or consecration. Thor used it to consecrate births,
weddings, and even to raise his goats from the dead. In the
Norse mythologies Mjollnir is considered to represent Thor's
governance over the entire cycle of life - fertility, birth,
destruction, and resurrection.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. failed you!"
@ "Accio MjollnirForged by the dwarves Eitri and Brokk, in response to Loki's
challenge, Mjollnir is an indestructible war hammer. It has
two magical properties: when thrown it always returned to
Thor's hand; and it could be made to shrink in size until it
could fit inside Thor's shirt. Its only flaw is that it has
a short handle. The other gods judged Mjollnir the winner of
the contest because, of all the treasures created, it alone had
the power to protect them from the giants. As the legends
surrounding Mjollnir grew, it began to take on the quality of
"vigja", or consecration. Thor used it to consecrate births,
weddings, and even to raise his goats from the dead. In the
Norse mythologies Mjollnir is considered to represent Thor's
governance over the entire cycle of life - fertility, birth,
destruction, and resurrection.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.!" 
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The massive hammer hits! Lighting strikes Vlademort! You kill Vlademort! 
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Dudley Potter and the Dungeons of Doom (Book 1 of 3)

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Zeddi October 3, 2005 00:09
First comment: 5 June, 2004 80 comments written
omg, a Harry Potter joke -_-
Kernigh October 3, 2005 06:05
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
O Google, hear my prayers, mumble, mumble...
http://parentingteens.about.com/od/harrypotterbook7/a/harrypotter72.htm
L October 3, 2005 13:41
First comment: 10 February, 2005 285 comments written
Great, now someone's gone and spoiled the ending for me. Again.
Janos October 3, 2005 15:47
First comment: 18 August, 2005 40 comments written
I hate Harry Potter. Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate!!!!
Eemeli October 3, 2005 19:39
First comment: 2 March, 2005 143 comments written
Harry Potter rules! =P
Nobody Special October 3, 2005 22:44
First comment: 8 June, 2005 118 comments written
But of course, we all know that Voldy is really an L...
Plague October 3, 2005 23:38
First comment: 31 January, 2005 102 comments written
Actually, I got the whole Dudley is a wizardEbenezum walked before me along the closest thing we could
find to a path in these overgrown woods. Every few paces he
would pause, so that I, burdened with a pack stuffed with
arcane and heavy paraphernalia, could catch up with his
wizardly strides. He, as usual, carried nothing, preferring,
as he often said, to keep his hands free for quick conjuring
and his mind free for the thoughts of a mage.
        [ A Dealing with Demons, by Craig Shaw Gardner ]

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Lawful ihope October 11, 2005 00:16
First comment: 7 June, 2005 29 comments written
Dudley Dursley?
Mikoangelo October 19, 2005 10:44
First comment: 19 October, 2005 82 comments written
I was wondering, while browsing through the archive, when a Harry Potter joke would arise.
I mean, seriously, it couldn't have been that far away, with a weak, stupid character named Dudley, in a place full of magic.

But this joke was definitely well done. You get an Excellent :)
Grey Knight October 21, 2005 12:31
First comment: 20 October, 2005 116 comments written
I have no problem with in-jokes, but it would be nice if they wereIn 1573, the Parliament of Dole published a decree, permitting
the inhabitants of the Franche-Comte to pursue and kill a
were-wolf or loup-garou, which infested that province,
"notwithstanding the existing laws concerning the chase."
The people were empowered to "assemble with javelins,
halberds, pikes, arquebuses and clubs, to hunt and pursue the
said were-wolf in all places where they could find it, and to
take, burn, and kill it, without incurring any fine or other
penalty." The hunt seems to have been successful, if we may
judge from the fact that the same tribunal in the following
year condemned to be burned a man named Giles Garnier, who
ran on all fours in the forest and fields and devoured little
children, "even on Friday." The poor lycanthrope, it appears,
had as slight respect for ecclesiastical feasts as the French
pig, which was not restrained by any feeling of piety from
eating infants on a fast day.
        [ The History of Vampires, by Dudley Wright ]

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Fathead July 18, 2006 20:21
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Talk about weird....

"Vold" was here....

IMHO, I think that 'rumor' is balderdash.
Grognor April 16, 2007 08:43
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Rip them all down!
LWM March 11, 2008 05:05
First comment: 12 September, 2006 3 comments written
Oh, come on - you might as well mix Harry Potter w/ Nethack!
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