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Christopher	September 8, 2004 02:34
First comment: 10 May, 2004	30 comments written
Uhh... oookaaaaaaay.
Aaron	September 8, 2004 04:09
First comment: 11 March, 2004	32 comments written
Is this a non sequitur? If it isn't, this will be like getting two jokes in one... The one I laughed at, and then the one you explain to me!
Violist	September 8, 2004 06:30
First comment: 25 June, 2004	206 comments written
You'll have to explain both jokes to me.
Zeddi	September 8, 2004 07:59
First comment: 5 June, 2004	80 comments written
The one with the helmet... Full Metal Jacket? =) If there are two jokes, could someone explaine me the other one?
Crawler	September 8, 2004 11:09
First comment: 24 August, 2004	57 comments written
err....helloooo ? Didn't get it either, apart from the reference to FMJ... Could it mean paint a tile black" ? This still doesnt make sense to me but maybe that's a clue (note the corpse/food too...blues for a dead friend ?) Nah, Iefinitely don't get it, sorry!
Tof	September 8, 2004 13:43
First comment: 8 September, 2004	1 comments written
The song Paint It Black was featured in Full Metal Jacket. One joke, two clues.
Zeddi	September 8, 2004 13:59
First comment: 5 June, 2004	80 comments written
There was a helmet with "Born to Kill" and a "Peace-Sign" on it in FMJ - and (i think) right in this scene "Paint it black" was played. No idea about the blues and the harmonica...
D	September 8, 2004 19:02
First comment: 1 September, 2004	28 comments written
Knowing me, I'm likely overthinking, but... Harmonica --> Harmony --> "Peace sign"
t	September 8, 2004 19:56
First comment: 8 September, 2004	1 comments written
i got excaliburAt first only its tip was visible, but then it rose, straight, proud, all that was noble and great and wondrous. The tip of the blade pointed toward the moon, as if it would cleave it in two. The blade itself gleamed like a beacon in the night. There was no light source for the sword to be reflecting from, for the moon had darted behind a cloud in fear. The sword was glowing from the intensity of its strength and power and knowledge that it was justice incarnate, and that after a slumber of uncounted years its time had again come. After the blade broke the surface, the hilt was visible, and holding the sword was a single strong, yet feminine hand, wearing several rings that bore jewels sparkling with the blue-green color of the ocean. [ Knight Life, by Peter David ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.!!! and yendor!!!! somehow when i dipped my sword it turned it into excaliburAt first only its tip was visible, but then it rose, straight, proud, all that was noble and great and wondrous. The tip of the blade pointed toward the moon, as if it would cleave it in two. The blade itself gleamed like a beacon in the night. There was no light source for the sword to be reflecting from, for the moon had darted behind a cloud in fear. The sword was glowing from the intensity of its strength and power and knowledge that it was justice incarnate, and that after a slumber of uncounted years its time had again come. After the blade broke the surface, the hilt was visible, and holding the sword was a single strong, yet feminine hand, wearing several rings that bore jewels sparkling with the blue-green color of the ocean. [ Knight Life, by Peter David ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. and attracted a waterDay after day, day after day, We stuck, nor breath nor motion; As idle as a painted ship Upon a painted ocean. Water, water, everywhere, And all the boards did shrink; Water, water, everywhere Nor any drop to drink. [ The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, by Samuel Taylor Coleridge ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. demonIt is often very hard to discover what any given Demon looks like, apart from a general impression of large size, huge fangs, staring eyes, many limbs, and an odd color; but all accounts agree that Demons are very powerful, very Magic (in a nonhuman manner), and made of some substance that can squeeze through a keyhole yet not be pierced with a Sword. This makes them difficult to deal with, even on the rare occasions when they are friendly. [ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.!!! :)
D	September 9, 2004 06:54
First comment: 1 September, 2004	28 comments written
...If you got the amulet"The complete Amulet can keep off all the things that make people unhappy -- jealousy, bad temper, pride, disagreeableness, greediness, selfishness, laziness. Evil spirits, people called them when the Amulet was made. Don't you think it would be nice to have it?" "Very," said the children, quite without enthusiasm. "And it can give you strength and courage." "That's better," said Cyril. "And virtue." "I suppose it's nice to have that," said Jane, but not with much interest. "And it can give you your heart's desire." "Now you're talking," said Robert. [ The Story of the Amulet, by Edith Nesbit ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. via a waterDay after day, day after day, We stuck, nor breath nor motion; As idle as a painted ship Upon a painted ocean. Water, water, everywhere, And all the boards did shrink; Water, water, everywhere Nor any drop to drink. [ The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, by Samuel Taylor Coleridge ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. demonIt is often very hard to discover what any given Demon looks like, apart from a general impression of large size, huge fangs, staring eyes, many limbs, and an odd color; but all accounts agree that Demons are very powerful, very Magic (in a nonhuman manner), and made of some substance that can squeeze through a keyhole yet not be pierced with a Sword. This makes them difficult to deal with, even on the rare occasions when they are friendly. [ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details., it isn't the real amulet"The complete Amulet can keep off all the things that make people unhappy -- jealousy, bad temper, pride, disagreeableness, greediness, selfishness, laziness. Evil spirits, people called them when the Amulet was made. Don't you think it would be nice to have it?" "Very," said the children, quite without enthusiasm. "And it can give you strength and courage." "That's better," said Cyril. "And virtue." "I suppose it's nice to have that," said Jane, but not with much interest. "And it can give you your heart's desire." "Now you're talking," said Robert. [ The Story of the Amulet, by Edith Nesbit ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details..
Fathead	April 11, 2006 20:29
First comment: 1 April, 2006	1136 comments written
*Snort.*
Grognor	April 7, 2007 02:44
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
I agree with Fathead.
HK	June 5, 2007 23:48
First comment: 1 June, 2007	309 comments written
Huh???
Wellan	December 11, 2007 03:25
First comment: 27 November, 2007	247 comments written
Well, that was odd.I didn't really get it, but it was still funny.
Kohkelxon	January 10, 2008 19:22
First comment: 8 January, 2008	52 comments written
I never got any kicks from Full Metal Jacket, and don't see what everybody else sees in the film. Alas, that is probably why I also didn't recognize the references nor got the joke. WTF? "Which character represents a fountainRest! This little Fountain runs Thus for aye: -- It never stays For the look of summer suns, Nor the cold of winter days. Whose'er shall wander near, When the Syrian heat is worst, Let him hither come, nor fear Lest he may not slake his thirst: He will find this little river Running still, as bright as ever. Let him drink, and onward hie, Bearing but in thought, that I, Erotas, bade the Naiad fall, And thank the great god Pan for all! [ For a Fountain, by Bryan Waller Procter ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.?" I don't even have that in my keyboard!! :(

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