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Thursday, 9 September, 2004 by Dion Nicolaas
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@ "I'd prefer to shoot everyone with an M-16 wearing a bandana."
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Mantar September 9, 2004 01:48
First comment: 17 June, 2004 197 comments written
Why would an M-16 be wearing a bandana? Hehe
D September 9, 2004 04:03
First comment: 1 September, 2004 28 comments written
LOL.
D September 9, 2004 06:53
First comment: 1 September, 2004 28 comments written
Hey! Who is this namethief?
I challenge you to a duel of breath weapons, imposter!
Zeddi September 9, 2004 14:28
First comment: 5 June, 2004 80 comments written
I dont get this joke... is it a sequel to the FullMetalJacket one yesterday?
ps: D isn't a copyrighted name yet, or? =)
RickoniX September 9, 2004 18:12
First comment: 9 February, 2004 15 comments written
No, he's saying that with his combination of "luck" and "skill" he' more likely to end up dead in an unmarked grave"Who'd care to dig 'em," said the old, old man,
"Those six feet marked in chalk?
Much I talk, more I walk;
Time I were buried," said the old, old man.
        [ Three Songs to the Same Tune, by W.B. Yeats ]

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than to go in an kill an army by himself
D September 9, 2004 22:07
First comment: 1 September, 2004 28 comments written
No, not copyrighted, but it will cause confusion if we both keep using it.
D September 9, 2004 22:26
First comment: 1 September, 2004 28 comments written
yeah you're right
D September 9, 2004 22:46
First comment: 1 September, 2004 28 comments written
Definitely.
Double D September 9, 2004 23:00
First comment: 9 September, 2004 1 comments written
YO!
Zeddi September 10, 2004 11:07
First comment: 5 June, 2004 80 comments written
"That" is what i "love" here in the comments :D
D February 22, 2005 07:55
First comment: 1 September, 2004 28 comments written
True
D May 11, 2005 20:51
First comment: 1 September, 2004 28 comments written
Uh, I don't get it.
D June 8, 2005 15:52
First comment: 1 September, 2004 28 comments written
Tony Hawk is a trademark of Tony Hawk.

D is not a trademark of D.
ec June 15, 2005 23:45
First comment: 14 June, 2005 15 comments written
ec is a trademark of ec and you don't even know what it means. So keep yer hands off it. Well, not that anybody would want it.
Fathead April 11, 2006 20:31
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
"'Life' is a registered trademark of Father, Son, and Holy GhostAnd now the souls of the dead who had gone below came swarming
up from Erebus -- fresh brides, unmarried youths, old men
with life's long suffering behind them, tender young girls
still nursing this first anguish in their hearts, and a great
throng of warriors killed in battle, their spear-wounds gaping
yet and all their armour stained with blood. From this
multitude of souls, as they fluttered to and fro by the
trench, there came a moaning that was horrible to hear.
Panic drained the blood from my cheeks.
[ The Odyssey, (chapter Lambda), by Homer ]

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, inc."
Fathead April 11, 2006 20:32
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Oh yeah, and you forgot the reference in this one.
blakyoshi7 June 26, 2006 03:30
First comment: 26 June, 2006 7 comments written
Nah uh!
M-16+Bandanna= SnakeNow the serpent was more subtle than any beast of the field
which the Lord God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea,
hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?
And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of
the trees of the garden: but of the fruit of the tree which is
in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of
it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die. And the serpent
said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die: for God doth
know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be
opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil. And
when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it
was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one
wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also
unto her husband with her; and he did eat.

And the Lord God said unto the woman, What is this that thou
hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I
did eat. And the Lord God said unto the serpent, Because thou
hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above
every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and
dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life: And I will put
enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her
seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.
        [ Genesis 3:1-6,13-15 ]

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? SnakeNow the serpent was more subtle than any beast of the field
which the Lord God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea,
hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?
And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of
the trees of the garden: but of the fruit of the tree which is
in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of
it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die. And the serpent
said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die: for God doth
know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be
opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil. And
when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it
was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one
wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also
unto her husband with her; and he did eat.

And the Lord God said unto the woman, What is this that thou
hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I
did eat. And the Lord God said unto the serpent, Because thou
hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above
every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and
dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life: And I will put
enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her
seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.
        [ Genesis 3:1-6,13-15 ]

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! SNAAAAAKE!
Deathkin August 3, 2006 22:45
First comment: 3 August, 2006 4 comments written
Not to nit-pick, but I don't think the unknown soldiers have the crosses; rather, they get the Marine guardThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

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. Unless you are referring to the abstract unknown soldierThe soldiers of Yendor are well-trained in the art of war,
many trained by the Wizard himself. Some say the soldiers
are explorers who were unfortunate enough to be captured,
and put under the Wizard's spell. Those who have survived
encounters with soldiers say they travel together in platoons,
and are fierce fighters. Because of the load of their combat
gear, however, one can usually run away from them, and doing
so is considered a wise thing.

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, and not the ones buried in Arlington.
Grognor April 7, 2007 02:46
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
I think it's a reference. Because it sucks.
HK June 5, 2007 23:51
First comment: 1 June, 2007 309 comments written
Fair.
Eru September 3, 2007 18:21
First comment: 3 September, 2007 2 comments written
Maybe this is just my imagination, but isn't it a Rambo reference?

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