Dudley's dungeon
Monday, 26 September, 2005 |
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: "Newtkind is grouped in the ':' genus - lizards."
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: "But it seems that the DevTeam hasn't learned that us newts are amphibians!"
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: "So, we've decided to make our own 'amphibian' genus..."
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: "...which shall contain newts, salamanders and axolotls."
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: "But our genus needs an ASCII symbol to call its own, and very few are unused."
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: "In fact, the only unused symbols are the numerals 6, 7, 8 and 9."
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9 "Thus, owing to its vague resemblance to the tadpole, we chose '9'."
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9 "And so-" = "Warning, Dudley! A joke at your expense is approaching!"
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Kernigh |
September 26, 2005 01:56
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First comment: 6 April, 2005 |
349 comments written |
Is the comma ',' used for anything? I do not remember seeing any , in NetHack. |
Nesman |
September 26, 2005 05:26
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First comment: 4 January, 2005 |
112 comments written |
I don't think they are, but It'd be hard to tell them from floor spaces and statues for a lot of people. |
Jonas |
September 26, 2005 09:46
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First comment: 15 July, 2005 |
24 comments written |
What is =?
Errr, and I understand that the turned into a very dangerous creature (9)?
Or is it some "number" joke, like 3+3=6? |
Sabine |
September 26, 2005 10:14
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First comment: 26 September, 2005 |
5 comments written |
It is about how rings of warning work: They'll show approaching creatures (out of sight) as numbers. The higher the number, the more dangerous it is. |
Nameless |
September 26, 2005 10:19
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First comment: 29 December, 2004 |
281 comments written |
LOL LOL LOL. Best joke, ever. |
Nesman |
September 26, 2005 12:04
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First comment: 4 January, 2005 |
112 comments written |
? = |
Janos |
September 26, 2005 13:34
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First comment: 18 August, 2005 |
40 comments written |
Oh! A warning. I knew what it does, and I suspected it has something to do with being dangerous. But I didn't remember that = was a . |
Larnde Solen |
September 26, 2005 15:04
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First comment: 18 February, 2005 |
14 comments written |
Do you remember all the ' warning' strips a while back? I expect this is the return of them. |
stormy |
September 26, 2005 20:02
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First comment: 9 July, 2005 |
44 comments written |
yeah, those funny "warning - fighting a yendor platoon on a drawbridge when wearing no armour…" or whatever |
anticheese@gmail.com |
December 22, 2005 04:28
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First comment: 22 December, 2005 |
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Here's coincidence: My quizz question is "What is a " |
Banjooie |
March 23, 2006 18:22
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First comment: 23 March, 2006 |
6 comments written |
Anticheese: Frodo don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more. |
Fathead |
July 18, 2006 20:05
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
1136 comments written |
Groan. |
Fathead |
July 18, 2006 21:17
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First comment: 1 April, 2006 |
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Grognor |
April 16, 2007 08:35
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EEEEXXXXCCCCEEEEELLLLLLLLEEEENNNNTTTT!!!! |
Dextery |
October 4, 2007 03:11
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First comment: 4 October, 2007 |
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Coincidence that it would form 911 as the creatures are approaching? |
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