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Monday, 26 September, 2005 by L
                    
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: "Newtkind is grouped in the ':' genus - lizards."
                    
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: "But it seems that the DevTeam hasn't learned that us newts are amphibians!"
                    
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: "So, we've decided to make our own 'amphibian' genus..."
                    
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: "...which shall contain newts, salamanders and axolotls."
                    
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: "But our genus needs an ASCII symbol to call its own, and very few are unused."
                    
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: "In fact, the only unused symbols are the numerals 6, 7, 8 and 9."
                    
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9 "Thus, owing to its vague resemblance to the tadpole, we chose '9'."
                    
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9 "And so-"
= "Warning, Dudley! A joke at your expense is approaching!"


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