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Roi des Foux	February 6, 2004 23:43
First comment: 6 February, 2004	1 comments written
The other ones didn't do much for me, but this one made me laugh out loud. -RdF
eit_fatdick of clan eit	March 23, 2004 05:40
First comment: 23 March, 2004	3 comments written
I Cried Inwards Quietly (CIQ) at the lameness of this joke
IMP	April 4, 2004 07:41
First comment: 1 April, 2004	7 comments written
Sad thing is this these could be my stats IRL.
CordBar@aol.com	July 11, 2004 07:42
First comment: 6 May, 2004	76 comments written
???? Don't get it.
Grognor	April 4, 2007 20:50
First comment: 4 April, 2007	1161 comments written
Is this combination of stats even possible? TouristThe road from Ankh-Morpork to Chrim is high, white and winding, a thirty-league stretch of potholes and half-buried rocks that spirals around mountains and dips into cool green valleys of citrus trees, crosses liana-webbed gorges on creaking rope bridges and is generally more picturesque than useful. Picturesque. That was a new word to Rincewind the wizard (BMgc, Unseen University [failed]). It was one of a number he had picked up since leaving the charred ruins of Ankh-Morpork. Quaint was another one. Picturesque meant -- he decided after careful observation of the scenery that inspired Twoflower to use the word -- that the landscape was horribly precipitous. Quaint, when used to describe the occasional village through which they passed, meant fever- ridden and tumbledown. Twoflower was a tourist, the first ever seen on the discworld. Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant "idiot". [ The Colour of Magic, by Terry Pratchett ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. maybe, but strength is adjusted to increase so that the starting inventory doesn't leave you burdened. Eh...
HK	June 1, 2007 04:57
First comment: 1 June, 2007	309 comments written
Awesome.
Shifty	November 21, 2007 13:39
First comment: 21 November, 2007	2 comments written
I get the joke! Go me :-) Dudley is meant to be stupid, foolish and dorky. Now for once he isn't.
gneek	May 31, 2008 01:17
First comment: 18 January, 2008	159 comments written
Another reason NOT to play orcOrcs, bipeds with a humanoid appearance, are related to the goblins, but much bigger and more dangerous. The average orc is only moderately intelligent, has broad, muscled shoulders, a short neck, a sloping forehead and a thick, dark fur. Their lower eye-teeth are pointing forward, like a boar's. Female orcs are more lightly built and bare-chested. Not needing any clothing, they do like to dress in variegated apparels. Suspicious by nature, orcs live in tribes or hordes. They tend to live underground as well as above ground (but they dislike sunlight). Orcs can use all weapons, tools and armours that are used by men. Since they don't have the talent to fashion these themselves, they are constantly hunting for them. There is nothing a horde of orcs cannot use. [ het Boek van de Regels; Het Oog des Meesters ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details..
ennorie	August 16, 2008 01:14
First comment: 16 August, 2008	3 comments written
life...
Newtkiller	November 30, 2008 10:55
First comment: 28 October, 2008	127 comments written
Combined power of barbarianThey dressed alike -- in buckskin boots, leathern breeks and deerskin shirts, with broad girdles that held axes and short swords; and they were all gaunt and scarred and hard-eyed; sinewy and taciturn. They were wild men, of a sort, yet there was still a wide gulf between them and the Cimmerian. They were sons of civilization, reverted to a semi-barbarism. He was a barbarian of a thousand generations of barbarians. They had acquired stealth and craft, but he had been born to these things. He excelled them even in lithe economy of motion. They were wolves, but he was a tiger. [ Conan - The Warrior, by Robert E. Howard ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details., rogueI understand the business, I hear it: to have an open ear, a quick eye, and a nimble hand, is necessary for a cut-purse; a good nose is requisite also, to smell out work for the other senses. I see this is the time that the unjust man doth thrive. <...> The prince himself is about a piece of iniquity, stealing away from his father with his clog at his heels: if I thought it were a piece of honesty to acquaint the king withal, I would not do't: I hold it the more knavery to conceal it; and therein am I constant to my profession. [ Autolycus the Rogue, from The Winter's Tale by William Shakespeare ] Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. and tourists... I meant faults:)

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